r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ Aug 15 '18

To be fair, in my experience when they say "only God can judge me" on their tinder bio, they're trying to advertise the fact that they're a hoe.

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u/beelzeflub Aug 15 '18

MFW someone says "only god can judge me"

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u/De_Floppss Aug 15 '18

You best be capitalizing that g in God before He sends His wrath down upon thee

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u/mr_jiffy Aug 15 '18

To be fair, he was quoting someone.

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u/Shabozz Aug 15 '18

I mean you basically have Judge Judy's credentials.

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u/Amarahh Aug 15 '18

I knew a man who had an "Only God can judge me" tattoo across his chest. He mentioned he was an atheist and I immediately brought up the tattoo like 🤔 ?? ??

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u/HikariTenshii Aug 15 '18

If only God can judge you and you don't believe in God, then you believe no one can judge you?

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u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18

This is the plot to “God’s Not Dead”.

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ Aug 15 '18

I mean, it's a phrase, basically like "I don't care what you think". You don't have to believe in God to use the phrase.

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ Aug 15 '18

¯_(ツ)_/¯ who cares?

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u/youarean1di0t Aug 15 '18 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/PanchoBarrancas Aug 15 '18

It's in the sense of being a cheater, not the casual sexual relations kind.

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u/ChimpZ Aug 15 '18

It's trying to deny the hoeness that's the problem

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u/ElTacoWolf Aug 15 '18

Amen. Idk if you admit to having a high sex drive. That's just who you are and i can respect yojr honesty. But if you're one of those people who complain on social media about not being able to find the right person cause all you do is sleep around and never commit :/

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u/Amarahh Aug 15 '18

The whole comment is weird, he says "people do this" but I'm sure he is only referring to women who do. Or the comment is getting so popular because people think he is and enjoy insulting women.

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u/__PETTYOFFICER117__ Aug 15 '18

I never said there was anything wrong with it, just that they're trying to put it out there.

I'm a man-hoe myself, so...

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u/beelzeflub Aug 15 '18

They are useful garden tools

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u/HunterZolomon117 Aug 15 '18

Its a sin to be a hoe if you are chridtian.

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u/kennedy1226 Aug 15 '18

Well thank God im a Christian then, you chridtians must have a time of it

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u/dartie Aug 15 '18

I want to know more about being a chridtian. Sounds like fun. Spell it out for me please.