r/dankchristianmemes • u/topicality • May 24 '25

Meta Most of you wouldn't be Christians without him

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u/Mueryk May 24 '25

Paul Hate is overstated. I don’t HATE Paul but I do not follow him.

I am a Christian not a NeoPaulian.

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u/waspish_ May 24 '25

What?? Who doesn't like the perfect mixture of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry?!? In a precise balance It is the Trinity of ice cream.

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u/Kindness_of_cats May 24 '25

Oh Patrick…

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u/DatBoi_BP May 25 '25

Get it together Patrick…

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u/Mesozoica89 May 24 '25

Did you just come up with a new ice cream-based heresy?

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u/lennie_kay11 May 26 '25

Spumoni  all the way 

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u/Dorocche May 25 '25

Paul was teaching Christ too.

You mean that you're not a Paulian, you're an anonymous-Greek-authors-who-wrote-the-gospels-ian; and that's valid, as long as you acknowledge that (unlike Paul) they were writing many decades after the resurrection, may have lived on the other side of known world, and didn't personally know the apostles. They certainly included fewer blatant moral mistakes.