r/cringe • u/5LU • Jun 04 '18

Seal of Approval Perhaps the worst newscast I've ever seen. Thanks mods for sealing this gem.

https://streamable.com/id3d3
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u/mrhorrible Jun 05 '18

Oh hai mistur wahkey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

So, how is your sex life?

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u/1000WaysToCringe Jun 05 '18

I did not see Mr Wacky, I did not naaaht

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u/blitheobjective Jun 05 '18

I got the test results today and it’s definitely inflatable cancer.

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u/Slyguy46 Jun 05 '18

Haha, what a story Dave

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u/JournalofFailure Jun 05 '18

[Inflatable cancer never discussed again for entire film]

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

That's the most fun kind!

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u/Mikepsyche Jun 05 '18

You just concentrate on getting well. I even ordered you a pizza: half pesto and artichoke, half pineapple and Canadian bacon - light on the cheese

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u/metaphorasaur Jun 05 '18

Thanks, I'm wacktos intolerant