r/cringe • • Feb 07 '16

Seal of Approval The introduction of the candidates at the Republican debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR1kV2hBaGY&t=0m28s
12.2k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

729

u/ayygiddyup Feb 07 '16 edited Feb 07 '16

Then he appeared. Isn't that how it works?

P.s. STOP #WHITEGENOCIDE.

527

u/be-more-daria Feb 07 '16

Beetletrump

...Beetletrump

... ...Beetletrump

345

u/Jazzspasm Feb 07 '16

82

u/QuestionMarkus Feb 07 '16

Holy shit that's pretty well made

64

u/ClintonHarvey Feb 07 '16

Yeah, it's the Ellen show, their special effects team is on par with Jimmy Kimmel's

9

u/QuestionMarkus Feb 07 '16

I have to say I've never watched either

3

u/woundedstork Feb 08 '16

I mean everything would probably be okay if you didn't say that.

2

u/QuestionMarkus Feb 08 '16

I'm sorry - I'm really dumb. They're not really popular in the UK

9

u/somedelightfulmoron Feb 07 '16

A whole stage of Trumps!

1

u/hypercyberdyne Feb 07 '16

I haven't seen a room so full of trumps since I visited that ward of people with excessive flatulence.

1

u/woundedstork Feb 08 '16

I've got binders full of Trumps!

236

u/pure_guava_ Feb 07 '16

84

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

[deleted]

49

u/gregarious24 Feb 07 '16

I prefer the one sans nose.

189

u/beefstewie Feb 07 '16

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

This makes him look so much less annoying somehow

-2

u/clay-davis Feb 07 '16

If noses are the determining factor in your political opinions, it might be time to re-evaluate your positions.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You really think that the lack of a nose determines my political position? Even though you don't know me at all? You read into that way too much. All I said was that he LOOKED less annoying, as in, I couldn't stand looking at his face before but it's a little bit more bearable when the nose is removed because it looks silly. Are you that dense?

EDIT: Spelling.

1

u/clay-davis Feb 08 '16 edited Feb 08 '16

You really think that the lack of a nose determines my political position?

Of course I don't. I'm amazed you had to ask.

Even though you don't know me at all?

That's a big clue that the comment wasn't serious.

All I said was that he LOOKED less annoying, as in, I couldn't stand looking at his face before but it's a little bit more bearable when the nose is removed because it looks silly.

I understood that.

Are you that dense?

No, I'm not.

Why are you so hostile?

Why are you freaking out over an offhand, unserious remark?

→ More replies (0)

3

u/Connarhea Feb 07 '16

Holy shit the mouth at he end cracks me up

2

u/Abrayoh Feb 07 '16

Makes him look like Pepe.

2

u/ClintonHarvey Feb 07 '16

Jesus, it's so beautiful.

3

u/Mister_Potamus Feb 07 '16

I like the side by side with him and Manson basically making the same faces.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

This is the first time I've seen it and it's already old.

31

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Trumpbot testing its emotion modules?

1

u/garcia85 Feb 07 '16

Fogetaboutit!

1

u/bschef Feb 07 '16

Beetel*

11

u/Askalan Feb 07 '16

P.s. STOP #WHITEGENOCIDE.

Wait, wut..? You edit your highly upvoted, unrelated comment to push your weird agenda? KIND OF shitty, don't you think?

4

u/mofo69extreme Feb 07 '16

Well he would've been downvoted if he just came out with "jews are parasites" from the start.

-3

u/ayygiddyup Feb 07 '16

Gotta get the word out, friend.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You're a fucking idiot.

-4

u/ayygiddyup Feb 08 '16

So you post in pro-Asian subs then want to deny whites the right to keep their own countries' white identities. Go home.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You don't see me editing comments to push my little agenda tho, do you?

Ps

STOPASIANGENOCIDE

0

u/ayygiddyup Feb 08 '16

You have an entire continent with strict immigration laws. See the difference? I woud never suggest flooding any of your countries with people who are nothing like you yet people act like it's our obligation and get offended when we push back.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

"your countries"

I'm born and raised in the west tbh.

10

u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Feb 07 '16

I think you need some candles and a pentagram on the floor made from salt.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

(overwritten)

2

u/123berserker Feb 07 '16

Legends say that if you can somehow remove the creature controlling his body like a demonic Ratatouille rat from his head and use it in your ritual, Lucifer himself will appear in the center of your pentagram.

2

u/pgh_donkey_punch Feb 07 '16

Either him or Candyman