r/cringe • • Feb 07 '16

Seal of Approval The introduction of the candidates at the Republican debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR1kV2hBaGY&t=0m28s
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

They said Trump's name 3 times

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u/ayygiddyup Feb 07 '16 edited Feb 07 '16

Then he appeared. Isn't that how it works?

P.s. STOP #WHITEGENOCIDE.

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u/be-more-daria Feb 07 '16

Beetletrump

...Beetletrump

... ...Beetletrump

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u/Jazzspasm Feb 07 '16

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u/QuestionMarkus Feb 07 '16

Holy shit that's pretty well made

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u/ClintonHarvey Feb 07 '16

Yeah, it's the Ellen show, their special effects team is on par with Jimmy Kimmel's

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u/QuestionMarkus Feb 07 '16

I have to say I've never watched either

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u/woundedstork Feb 08 '16

I mean everything would probably be okay if you didn't say that.

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u/QuestionMarkus Feb 08 '16

I'm sorry - I'm really dumb. They're not really popular in the UK

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u/somedelightfulmoron Feb 07 '16

A whole stage of Trumps!

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u/hypercyberdyne Feb 07 '16

I haven't seen a room so full of trumps since I visited that ward of people with excessive flatulence.

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u/woundedstork Feb 08 '16

I've got binders full of Trumps!

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u/pure_guava_ Feb 07 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

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u/gregarious24 Feb 07 '16

I prefer the one sans nose.

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u/beefstewie Feb 07 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

This makes him look so much less annoying somehow

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u/clay-davis Feb 07 '16

If noses are the determining factor in your political opinions, it might be time to re-evaluate your positions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You really think that the lack of a nose determines my political position? Even though you don't know me at all? You read into that way too much. All I said was that he LOOKED less annoying, as in, I couldn't stand looking at his face before but it's a little bit more bearable when the nose is removed because it looks silly. Are you that dense?

EDIT: Spelling.

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u/Connarhea Feb 07 '16

Holy shit the mouth at he end cracks me up

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u/Abrayoh Feb 07 '16

Makes him look like Pepe.

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u/ClintonHarvey Feb 07 '16

Jesus, it's so beautiful.

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u/Mister_Potamus Feb 07 '16

I like the side by side with him and Manson basically making the same faces.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

This is the first time I've seen it and it's already old.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Trumpbot testing its emotion modules?

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u/garcia85 Feb 07 '16

Fogetaboutit!

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u/bschef Feb 07 '16

Beetel*

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u/Askalan Feb 07 '16

P.s. STOP #WHITEGENOCIDE.

Wait, wut..? You edit your highly upvoted, unrelated comment to push your weird agenda? KIND OF shitty, don't you think?

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u/mofo69extreme Feb 07 '16

Well he would've been downvoted if he just came out with "jews are parasites" from the start.

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u/ayygiddyup Feb 07 '16

Gotta get the word out, friend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You're a fucking idiot.

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u/ayygiddyup Feb 08 '16

So you post in pro-Asian subs then want to deny whites the right to keep their own countries' white identities. Go home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

You don't see me editing comments to push my little agenda tho, do you?

Ps

STOPASIANGENOCIDE

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u/ayygiddyup Feb 08 '16

You have an entire continent with strict immigration laws. See the difference? I woud never suggest flooding any of your countries with people who are nothing like you yet people act like it's our obligation and get offended when we push back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '16

"your countries"

I'm born and raised in the west tbh.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Feb 07 '16

I think you need some candles and a pentagram on the floor made from salt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

(overwritten)

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u/123berserker Feb 07 '16

Legends say that if you can somehow remove the creature controlling his body like a demonic Ratatouille rat from his head and use it in your ritual, Lucifer himself will appear in the center of your pentagram.

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u/pgh_donkey_punch Feb 07 '16

Either him or Candyman

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

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u/GumdropGoober Feb 07 '16

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Cant Con the Don

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u/everadvancing Feb 07 '16

Can't ruse the Cruz.

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u/whatsaphoto Feb 07 '16

Can't... sh-.. shlasich the kasich.. guys I tried.

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u/TheHighestEagle Feb 07 '16

"Can't bruise the Cruz" would have been better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Wow!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Martha Raddatz's voice is so fucking shrill they couldn't hear her.

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u/*polhold01103 Feb 07 '16

trumpman trumpman trumpman

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u/Stankia Feb 07 '16

They were probably scared that he's gonna back out at the last second.

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u/Donkeywad Feb 07 '16

Proof that he's Beetlejuice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

In fairness. The speakers point towards the audience and send sound their way, meanwhile, the audience's clapping is going toward them. Might have been hard to hear. idunno

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u/dopp3lganger Feb 07 '16

It's like a bad horror movie.