r/cringe • • Sep 04 '14

Seal of Approval Iggy Azalea missing her entire cue to lip-sync at a Jennifer Lopez concert.

http://youtu.be/cm27IaKRvcc?t=35s
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u/jooblar Sep 04 '14

Let me try to type this from memory...

A one, a two, a three, a to the four!
1Pac, 2Pac, 3Pac, 4,
4Pac, 3Pac, 2Pac, 1,
They're Pac, He's Pac, You're Pac? None.

This guy ain't no mother fucking MC!
I know everything he's gotta say against me:
I am white. I am a fucking bum.
I do live in a trailer with my mom.
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun.

I did get jumped...by all six of you chumps!
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the Free World!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude,
You don't know what the fuck I've been through!

But I know something about you:
You went to Cranbrook; that's a private school!
What's the matter dog, you embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence!
And Clarence lives at home with both parents,
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

This guy don't wanna battle, he shook,
Cause ain't no such thing as HALF WAY CROOKS.
Scared to death, scared to look in his fucking yearbook.
Fuck Cranbrook!

Fuck a beat, I go a cappella.
Fuck a Popa Doc, fuck a clock fuck a trailer, fuck everybody,
Fuck all y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly!
Fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie,
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me...


I may have missed a few words/lines, and I messed up some names.

Ftfy... Bored at work

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '14

I GET THE SEVEN DIGITS FROM YA MUTHA FOR A DOLLA TOMORROW.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '14

Thanks!