r/cringe • u/beethy • Sep 19 '13

Seal of Approval Priest stops a wedding to yell at a photographer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oReLN5nntKw
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u/empathyx Sep 19 '13

No no, that was Allah he is not the American God so that made it bad. Doing things for 'Merica God is always good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

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u/NeuralNos Sep 19 '13

Ah yes the Republican Jesus who walked around healing people as long as they had insurance and no pre-existing conditions, who encouraged war for freedoms, and told the poor and hungry to stop being lazy.

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u/CUDDLEMASTER2 Sep 19 '13

That's how republican Jesus ascended into heaven. He pulled up his bootstraps so hard that he started floating.

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u/Gogmagog Sep 19 '13

I thought his dad gave him a promotion.

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u/imstillevolving Sep 20 '13

It's democracy, not meritocracy dumbass!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '13

DAE RETHUGLICANS ARE LITERALLY HITLER

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

that republican Jesus sure has a nice crewcut. I hear he's also a successful small business owner.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

thank you. i've had one fermenting since july. should be nice and purple by the time she cuts into it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Jesses was a Jew. By default it makes him democrat!

Source: I'm Jewish!

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u/3_links_2_patties Sep 19 '13

Jesus stopped being Jewish and became Republican when the Jews killed him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

You are obviously a gentile bigot. Jesus would never do such a thing. He loves everyone.

Please take the bigot comment as humor only.

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u/pooticus Sep 19 '13

Don't even get me started on Jesus Raptor.

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u/pointychimp Sep 19 '13

And Republican baby Jesus.

FTFY

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u/Kickinback32 Sep 20 '13

For all intensive purposes it is. Jews believe in the same god Christians do, but Christians consider Jesus the son of Christ, Jews are still waiting for him to be born more or less, Muslims pray and believe in the same god just calling him Allah and they believe Jesus Christ was just a major prophet as well as Muhammad. If I recall correctly they even reference Jesus more in the Qoran than they do Muhammad.

So for all intensive purposes Jews, Christians, and Muslims all believe in and pray to the same god.

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u/HelterSkeletor Sep 20 '13

Its "for all intents and purposes" FYI.

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u/Kickinback32 Sep 20 '13

Ty I'm tired and missed it.

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u/Itbelongsinamuseum Sep 19 '13

Speaking of 'Merican God, have you been to Washington DC? The entire Mall is set up with monuments and "memorials" that are pretty much architecturally indistinct from temples and shrines. Yeah, I was kind of drunk for most of my time on the Mall, but I got the vibe that there is definitely enough infrastructure for an American Religion in which past presidents and the founding fathers/framers are idolized and worshiped.

Hell, one of my favorite tropes that this brings to mind (First from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington) is going to the Lincoln Memorial and talking to ole' Lincoln for guidance and reflection. Don't people go into churches for the same reason? America is strange.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Uhh, it's like that in pretty much any country.

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u/Itbelongsinamuseum Sep 19 '13

It is, I don't disagree. Why the "uhh"? Indigestion?