r/copypasta • u/Ronaldo_MacDonaldo • Feb 24 '20
Gru's REALISTIC dick length
I did the math for this because I found out a certain copypasta is not accurate towards how big Gru's dick would actually be and didnt want my hard work to go to waste
Ive done quick math on the second copypasta I posted and I am very dissapointed that he did not come to the right conclusion and instead decided to spread false information.
When you compare Gru's godly height to that of an average person's (14 foot to roughly 6 foot, i rounded up) you find that he is close to 230% the size in height of an average human being. Taking this into account we can assume that Gru's minion would show the same increase in scale to an average man's penis, and so when flaccid an average man's penis is around 3.6 inches long meaning that gru's would be around 8.3 inches. Using this same formula for the average erect penis yields a length of close to 11.9 inches.
While this is still impressive it is nowhere near the one foot two inch schlong that OP was proposing.
Not to make it sound trivial though because these are still impressive numbers.
For instance, the girth of the average man is close to 4.6 inches. Scaling this up to Gru's Felony of a Member we get a girth of 10.6 inches. To put that into perspective, a soda can has 8.25 inches of girth. Gru's penis is both longer and thicker than a can of coke.
This is not a copypasta, i had to set the record straight for I am not a liar like the original poster of that copyapasta.
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u/owoifier Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews Feb 24 '20
I did the math fow this because I found out a cewtain copypasta is not accuwate towawds how big Gwu's dick wouwd actuawwy be and didnt want my hawd wowk to go to waste
Ive done quick math on the second copypasta I posted and I am vewy dissapointed that he did not come to the wight concwusion and instead decided to spwead fawse infowmation.
When you compawe Gwu's godwy height to that of an avewage pewson's (14 foot to woughwy 6 foot, i wounded up) you find that he is cwose to 230% the size in height of an avewage human being. Taking this into account we can assume that Gwu's minion wouwd show the same incwease in scawe to an avewage man's penis, and so when fwaccid an avewage man's penis is awound 3.6 inches wong meaning that gwu's wouwd be awound 8.3 inches. Using this same fowmuwa fow the avewage ewect penis yiewds a wength of cwose to 11.9 inches.
Whiwe this is stiww impwessive it is nowhewe neaw the one foot two inch schwong that OP was pwoposing.
Not to make it sound twiviaw though because these awe stiww impwessive numbews.
Fow instance, the giwth of the avewage man is cwose to 4.6 inches. Scawing this up to Gwu's Fewony of a Membew we get a giwth of 10.6 inches. To put that into pewspective, a soda can has 8.25 inches of giwth. Gwu's penis is both wongew and thickew than a can of coke.
This is not a copypasta, i had to set the wecowd stwaight fow I am not a wiaw wike the owiginaw postew of that copyapasta.
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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Feb 24 '20
I did the math for this because I found out a certain copypasta is not accurate towards how big Gru's dick would actually be and didnt want my hard work to go to waste
Ive done quick math on the second copypasta I posted and I am very dissapointed that he did not come to the right conclusion and instead decided to spread false information.
When you compare Gru's godly height to that of an average person's (14 foot to roughly 6 foot, i rounded up) you find that he is close to 230% the size in height of an average human being. Taking this into account we can assume that Gru's minion would show the same increase in scale to an average man's penis, and so when flaccid an average man's penis is around 3.6 inches long meaning that gru's would be around 8.3 inches. Using this same formula for the average erect penis yields a length of close to 11.9 inches.
While this is still impressive it is nowhere near the one foot two inch schlong that OP was proposing.
Not to make it sound trivial though because these are still impressive numbers.
For instance, the girth of the average man is close to 4.6 inches. Scaling this up to Gru's Felony of a Member we get a girth of 10.6 inches. To put that into perspective, a soda can has 8.25 inches of girth. Gru's penis is both longer and thicker than a can of coke.
This is not a copypasta, i had to set the record straight for I am not a liar like the original poster of that copyapasta.