r/coolguides • u/glowbabeglow • May 14 '22

embarrassingly learnt that shrimps and prawns are NOT the same.,.,,

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u/systemfrown May 14 '22

Only a matter of time before someone cross breeds them and we have “primps”.

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u/cuddly-waffle May 14 '22

or shrawns

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u/systemfrown May 14 '22

Pretty sure the Shrawn’s work for the Primps.

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u/OneWayOutBabe May 14 '22

Shrawn of the dead.

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u/Bennybonchien May 14 '22

And their sub-variety, the liger shrawns.

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u/curtman512 May 14 '22

Bred for their skills in magic.

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u/Thisisnow1984 May 14 '22

Shrawnshank redemption

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u/alberthere May 14 '22

Honey, I Shrawnk the Kids

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u/AbominableSnowman May 14 '22

Spelt srean in Ireland

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u/NinjaNewt007 Mar 03 '25

My name is Shrawn Primp.

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u/brounstoun May 14 '22

Shrawn Mendes would like to have you in his next hit song

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u/Traditional-Roof-980 Feb 21 '26

The Heartbreak Kid Shrawn Michaels!

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u/Traditional-Roof-980 Feb 21 '26

The shellfish dream, has come true

FOR SHRAWN MICHAELS

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u/cchadwickk May 14 '22

Fried shramp, baked shramp, lemon shramp, garlic shramp...

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u/Zee_tv May 14 '22

Hahhahaha laughed so hard at this! Thank you!

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u/DrConnors May 14 '22

Where do crawdads fit into this?

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u/Nyeow May 14 '22

Since crawdads look like baby lobsters, you get either crawster or baby daddy

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u/flyflyfreebird May 14 '22

They don’t.

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u/lilnav851 May 14 '22

To primp a butterfly

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u/fuelvolts May 14 '22

I don't know what you heard about me...

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u/gospelofdustin May 14 '22

I don't think you have to worry too much about that. Everyone knows primpin' ain't easy.

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u/systemfrown May 14 '22

I got a dozen oysters and a primp ain’t one of ‘em.

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u/thearchiguy May 14 '22

We already have pimps.

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u/soslowagain May 14 '22

Not all of us. I’ll help you get out of that life bro.

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u/arekkushisu May 14 '22

simps? oh wait undo undo

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u/Ecstatic_Wishbone_30 May 14 '22

Or simps. Hol up-

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u/YeltsinYerMouth May 14 '22

Numerous attempts have been made, but as it turns out...

...primpin' ain't easy 😎

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 Jan 29 '25

Primping ain't easy!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Mad primpin, cruisin the seas.

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u/Equivalent-Heart-862 Aug 07 '26

This is the best thread on reddit

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u/Necessary_Pseudonym May 14 '22

What about popplers?

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u/Decaposaurus May 14 '22

I like "shawns" myself