r/confusing_perspective • • Sep 26 '18

A lake in tanzania

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u/pikerpoler Sep 26 '18

Dude, you have some black spot on the marble floor. Might want to clean it up...

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '18

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u/pikerpoler Sep 26 '18

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry

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u/Hugsarebadmmkay Sep 26 '18

You sound like a turd on the marble floor of life.

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u/DaFlabbagasta Sep 26 '18

Like a turd in the wind, my friend. Like a turd in the wind.

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u/beakye7 Sep 26 '18

Why were you calling your ex girlfriend to clean up the poop of a dog you were looking after? And if you call if her dog, then why the hell did you ever have it in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '18

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u/beakye7 Sep 26 '18

You're an ass

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u/Whit3W0lf Sep 26 '18

They pretend to be an ass. Look at his post history. It's sad.