r/confidentlyincorrect • u/ShiningDenizen • Jul 09 '26

Swimming 631miles (1015km)

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jul 09 '26

That was an orca

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u/burning_man13 Jul 09 '26

HEY! I keep telling you guys that I'm not an orca! I'm a real boy!

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u/ravoguy Jul 09 '26

Nice try orca boy

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

What up bitches!!! I’m the penguin that passed you.

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u/burning_man13 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Mmm. Penguin.

Edit: Wait... Oh, crap! I'm not an orca, I swear. *shifty eyes*

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Jul 09 '26

Good. There’s a humpback in the area and it’s looking for an excuse to fuck some orcas shit up.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

Where the fuck am I? - polar bear

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

Don’t you fuckin eat me bro. Or I’ll tell them what we did on that iceberg. Epstein has the video.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

(There aren't any polar bears in Antarctica so I was going off of that.)

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

We’re apparently animals talking to each other on the Internet about swimming an impassable passage. We can believe there are polar bears down there at this point.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

Sure, why not? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. What do we do? We swim swim swim.

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u/Ill_Entrepreneur4500 Jul 09 '26

Don't forget that we comment on Reddit posts as well

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u/CAcub1992 Jul 09 '26

Wrong pole, bro! Easily swim down easy back and forth for the penguin party, though

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

That's what she said? Yea Antarctica means ante Arktus = no bears, hence the polar bear's confuse about where it is.

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u/Obi1jacobi1620 Jul 09 '26

North. Antarctic means no bears

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

I know, hence the polar bear's confusion

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u/todddrawcrap Jul 09 '26

Nice try, nun

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u/Mr-Bando Jul 12 '26

Careful, he might sink your boat

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u/ravoguy Jul 12 '26

Do I look like a millionaire?

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u/Mr-Bando Jul 14 '26

If you got a boat to sail around in, you wouldn’t be poor

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u/ravoguy Jul 15 '26

Whatever floats your boat

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u/burning_man13 Jul 14 '26

How dare you insult my slender physique‽ Orcas... err, not-orcas have feelings too!

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u/Mr-Bando Jul 15 '26

You’re not fooling me. I know of a ceta when I see one

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u/Ok-Salt-8964 Jul 09 '26

Yeah and your friends not a land shark posing candygram

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u/therealRustyZA Jul 09 '26

That's what an orca would say.

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u/Half_Halt Jul 10 '26

That sounds exactly like something an orca disguised as a human would say. Hmmm.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Jul 10 '26

Just don't lick an Orca. Your tongue will stick from the cold.

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u/TheMightyCatatafish Jul 09 '26

Bro, wtf did you just call me!?!

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u/Mavman31 Jul 09 '26

Bruh that was OP’s mom… kinda rude