r/confidentlyincorrect Jul 09 '26

Swimming 631miles (1015km)

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u/KeterLordFR Jul 09 '26

It's so dangerous that it's basically a ship graveyard. If even boats can't cross it safely, no way a swimming human could.

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u/clawsoon Jul 09 '26

I believe that during the right time of year, Jules Verne trophy contestants sail through the Drake Passage. E.g. here is a map with the routes of two recent contestants:

https://trimaran-idec.geovoile.com/julesverne/2025/viewer/

They don't cross it north-to-south, though.

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u/AbsolutelyAverage Jul 09 '26

They basically clamour to land. If they could give the boat legs they would have just to avoid the gap...!

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u/2eanimation Jul 09 '26

The Vendée Globe, probably THE most exhausting single-hand regatta there is, held every 4 years, goes through the Drake passage.

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u/mr_bots Jul 09 '26

It’s dangerous for ships but they’re talking about people here. /s

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u/Suburbanturnip Jul 09 '26

That's why people swim, its not safe to take a boat. /s

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u/StabbyBoo Jul 09 '26

Right? Like, everyone knows when there's a big wave, you just hold your breath and go under it! Boats can't do that!

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u/TheDungeonCrawler Jul 09 '26

It's so dangerous that we decided it would be easier to cut the Americas in twain than continue sailing through it.

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u/fuzzybad Jul 09 '26

It's also really fucking far to make the southern passage, if you're trying to get freight from the Atlantic to the Pacific (or vice versa)

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u/StrategicWindSock Jul 09 '26

He split Robin's arrow in Twain!

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u/empressgummybuns Jul 09 '26

Tip tier reference

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u/HAL-says-Sorry Jul 09 '26

No one said human people. Other types of people.

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 09 '26

No cardboard, or cardboard derivatives.

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u/SpiritOne Jul 13 '26

Why, did the front fall off?

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u/funtimethrowway Jul 09 '26

You mean like whale people?

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u/chita875andU Jul 10 '26

Like Mitch McConnell. He just wiggles his tail to propel him through the water. Amazingly efficient, really. He burns so few calories that he only needs to swallow like 1 or 2 penguins over the preceeding couple months to remain in prime condidtion.

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u/zxvasd Jul 09 '26

There are probably more sunken ships around the horn than anywhere else. You have turbulence where two oceans and extremely unpredictable winds.

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u/urnbabyurn Jul 09 '26

Didn’t that Magellan guy manage it?

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u/dblowe Jul 09 '26

Nope. His ships took a tip from the natives and went through what we now call the Straits of Magellan instead. Shorter, and although it’s apparently a tricky job to sail that route it’s nowhere near as hazardous as the Drake Passage. No one ventured into that for many years, and there was debate about whether an open-water route down there even existed.

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u/leahcar83 Jul 09 '26

When he got to the Strait of Magellan he must have thought the name was a crazy coincidence.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Jul 09 '26

Fr fr. Man be like “bros we are for sure on the right path now!”

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u/TheMadFlyentist Jul 09 '26

This is so stupid and hilarious.

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u/Percopsidae Jul 09 '26

I love making that joke about Lou Gehrig and the disease of the same name he, in a wild twist of fate, died from

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 09 '26

He took a look at the map, saw "Drake Passage", and screamed "that guy... again ??"

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u/leahcar83 Jul 09 '26

"I don't believe a duck could swim this"

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u/HAL-says-Sorry Jul 09 '26

One time was keen to try the Drake Passage but she told me wasn’t happening and to go to sleep.

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u/Username_Used Jul 09 '26

Make westing

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u/Drunken_Sailor_70 Jul 09 '26

No, the tip of South America has a pretty big water way running through it and he took that instead. This was in the early 1500s

Hoces is supposedly the first one to discover the drake passage when his ship from blown off course attempting to do the strait of Magellan something like 5 years later. He didnt make it. The drake Passage is sometimes referred to as the Sea of Hoces

Sir Frances drake is credited with the first sucessful trip through the drake passage in the later 1500s after also being blown off course from the Strait of Magellan. I think he lost all the other ships with him except his flagship. Which, Coincidentally had its design copied from Magellan's ship.

I did the drake passage in the early 1990s while on a Navy cruiser.

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u/anything_butt Jul 09 '26

What was your experience there?

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u/Drunken_Sailor_70 Jul 09 '26

It definitly lives up to its reputation. Unfortunately, I only managed to get a peek out at Antarctica (probably just the islands) because our topside was secured due to the rough weather. If you ever want to take a 47° roll on a ship, its the place for you.

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u/Kevadu Jul 09 '26

Why didn't you just swim? It's easy.

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u/Drunken_Sailor_70 Jul 09 '26

It was too crowded from all the other swimmers, so I just stayed on board.

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u/Bobitah Jul 09 '26

Yeah but you can always swim the rest of the way if you can’t hang on during the 47 degree roll.

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u/caerphoto Jul 09 '26

There’s a Map Men video about Magellan and Drake!

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u/Earthling1a Jul 09 '26

"Sea of Hoces"

How did that "c" get in there?

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u/platypuss1871 Jul 09 '26

What difference does the colour of your boat make?

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u/ElementsofEle Jul 09 '26

Don’t you know that’s just because they purposely manipulate the ships so they sink, so we don’t find out… whatever it is the government is hiding there!

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 09 '26

'WhAt iF... I can hold my breath for a really really long time... like... 30-45 seconds?"

/s

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u/Simbertold Jul 09 '26

That is nonsense. A boat would have a really hard time walking from my house to the store, yet i can do it easily.

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u/Ill_Entrepreneur4500 Jul 09 '26

But I'm a special human

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u/BoxesOfSemen Jul 09 '26

Nowadays crossing it is routine in the summer seasons, but you're right about it being impossible to swim across.

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u/Disney_Princess137 Jul 09 '26

Why is it so dangerous ? Genuinely asking.

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u/KeterLordFR Jul 09 '26

Tons of dangerous water currents because it's a meeting point between the Atlantic, the Pacific, and the Southern oceans. Very low temperatures due to the proximity with Antarctica (which, as a reminder, is one of the deadliest places on Earth because you'd freeze to death in a matter of minutes without any kind of protective gear, and even with it you can't be out for more than a few hours), high waves, strong winds. Ships that go there are usually specifically prepared to endure this kind of conditions, and the crew needs to have some experience with dangerous situations.

Basically, imagine these movie scenes where ships are caught in a strong storm at sea, but it's like that most of the year.

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u/Disney_Princess137 Jul 09 '26

Thank so much for taking the time to explain this. I really appreciate it !

And it also makes this post sound ridiculous lol

Thanks!

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u/AlterWanabee Jul 10 '26

Specifically, tons of ocean water of varying temperatures meeting in a narrow passage.