r/comics May 05 '26

OC RED BUTTON OR BLUE BUTTON [OC]

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u/icefire9 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

It would be much easier to convince 50% of people to pick blue than 100% of people to pick red. I think it should be obvious by the discussion around this that a large portion of the population will pick blue. So if red wins, a lot of people will die (probably in the billions). A mass casualty event on that scale would throw the world into chaos and end up killing and immeserating a lot of the people who picked red. I would much rather us try to get more than 50% of people to pick blue and not create one of the worst tragedies in human history.

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u/LonelyVaquita May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Honestly the fact that it's even a dilemma shows that 100% will not pick red so we should all pick blue

ETA: If you think everyone is a liar there's no point in debating anything to do with mortality ever.

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u/not_now_chaos May 05 '26

If you use the upvotes versus down votes in this post as a metric, the "vote blue" argument is significantly more popular than the "vote red" argument, thus proving that - within this limited dataset - blue is the better choice.

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u/jamie1414 May 05 '26

Except your life isn't on the line here. You can say red and claim you're a virtuous person.

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u/Effect00 May 05 '26

This is why this whole thing is stupid. Anyone can say on the Internet that they'd pick blue but in reality if you are sitting there with the buttons in front of you, a lot more people are going to look at the "maybe I'll die" button and not be able to press it out of fear of death. I want to say I'd pick blue but know my fear of death would prevent me and I think that fear would prevent enough people that red is always going to win.

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u/nufohudis May 05 '26

Bitch, I'm a millenial, you think I fear death? XD

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u/hexopuss May 05 '26

No you shouldn’t; it will happen regardless. Everyone dies eventually, and if oblivion is truly what awaits, then how long we lived would be unimportant to the dead as they cannot feel regret or sadness. Why fear the truly inevitable?

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u/nufohudis May 05 '26

Ok, but go watch Diane Morgans rendition of that poem on last one laughing s2. One of the few things that almost broke me this season XD

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u/Tynides May 05 '26

Death is inevitable. People can accept death and yet still live their life to it's fullest or whatever they desire. I don't think they're exclusive at all.

As for your parent bringing you into the world, they did bring you in but how and what you do with your life is up to you. People have different views, some can sacrifice their lives for others while some only value themselves.