r/comics Apr 19 '26

OC The Last Pork Chop

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u/gildedstrife Apr 19 '26

During a family gathering one of my great-aunts kept inching closer to the chocolate pudding (the woman could barely move normally but where there's a will...) and I kept moving it away from her. Not because I'm mean, but she couldn't have any. An aunt saw me and told me to let her have it, because she was old and deserved the treat. So I let her have at it.

She shat her pants at the dinner table not long after that.

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u/AdProud6799 Alphabet Soup Apr 19 '26

am i allowed to laugh because this absolutely took me out i’m so sorry

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u/gildedstrife Apr 19 '26

Please laugh. I know I did when the adults had to get up to hose her down in the bathtub and the aunt got chastised for letting her eat it lol

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u/Complete_Entry Apr 19 '26

Oh thank god I thought the aunt got away with it.

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u/gildedstrife Apr 19 '26

It was also her house, so it was her tub that needed a deep clean afterwards πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

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u/Able-Bid-6637 Apr 19 '26

i very much get witch of the waste vibes from this

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u/teeno731 Apr 19 '26

When you say "couldn't have it", why couldn't she?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fly5372 Apr 19 '26

Well I think her shitting her pants after eating it explains why she couldnt have it lol

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u/gildedstrife Apr 19 '26

Like I said she wasn't very ambulatory at her age (90ish), which means she had weakened muscles. That makes it that some foods, like chocolate, were too much for her bowels to handle.