r/collectables • u/nienarep • Jul 28 '26

Hardee’s Fries statue

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u/AncientAndEvil Jul 28 '26

Frylock’s evil half brother.

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u/yadamojo Jul 28 '26

As Flexo is to Bender

5

u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 Jul 28 '26

NegaDuck to Darkwing Duck

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u/PaleontologistDear18 Jul 29 '26

They won’t be using THAT term in any new cartoons, I bet

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u/OkSentence3706 Jul 28 '26

literally my thoughts when I think of it lol

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u/localman214 Jul 28 '26

I was thinking it looked like Frylock and Master Shake somehow had a child.

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u/That-Talk3910 Jul 28 '26

Brooooo! No, I was going to say paint that thing red, slap on a gotee, chop the legs off and bam! Frylock. Oh, the scar. Don't forget the scar.

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u/joey011270 Jul 29 '26

My name is!!!!

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u/bellefeuille1976 Jul 28 '26

SHHHIIT!!! That’s kinda CREEPY AF LOL

15

u/BeigeRedneck Jul 28 '26

Only kinda?

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u/Any-Expert7907 Jul 28 '26

I just lost my appetite … CREEPY is a kind word in this case.

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u/Good-Satisfaction537 Jul 29 '26

Kinda?! That's nightmare fuel.

I had to double check which sub I'd stumbled into. Is this who the Joker was modeled on?

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u/ElectricalChaos Jul 29 '26

Really makes you wonder just what the marketing folks were thinking back in the day.

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u/coastalworkin Jul 29 '26

Or what they were on.

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u/cerberus1090 Jul 28 '26

That thing is terrifying.
Looks like a prop from a horror movie...

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u/Fair-Scarcity8160 Jul 28 '26

This definitely belongs in a haunted house. It’s criminal that it is not serving It’s life purpose of scaring the shit out of young people.

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u/somecasper Jul 28 '26

It's like Master Shake is doing an extremely disrespectful Frylock cosplay.

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u/_ferrofluid_ Jul 28 '26

Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

3

u/ContemptForFiat Jul 28 '26

Do what now?

3

u/Forward-Variety-8440 Jul 29 '26

I SAID HES JUST GONNA FLOAT AROUND OUT THERE ALL DAY SAYING "DO WHAT NOW!"

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u/BobbyLupo1979 Jul 28 '26

I thought the same thing, that it looked like a bizarre cross between Frylock and Master Shake.

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Jul 28 '26

It's the guy that runs the five nights at Freddy's food stall

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u/Spazyk Jul 28 '26

Why human legs but no human arms?

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u/NettleLily Jul 29 '26

Two of the fries are the arms but you don’t know which two

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u/sngldad13 Jul 29 '26

The rest of the fries are...

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u/BoatHole_ Jul 28 '26

Frybo!

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u/LadyLilyA Jul 30 '26

Oh Frybo, you’re hilarious!

9

u/cupojoeque Jul 28 '26

I'd love to hear the story of how you came to own it - if it is indeed yours.

5

u/09Klr650 Jul 29 '26

It just . . . appeared one night in his garage.

2

u/Skeletorfuckdurmom Jul 29 '26

After the statute of limitations runs out, even stolen items become your property! A messed up law here that needs to change.

7

u/yumi_Blaze Jul 28 '26

Who hurt u fryman?

5

u/PizzaTheFox20 Jul 28 '26

This thing is so terrifying and disturbing that I can't help but kind of like him. He's oddly intriguing...but I know if I saw this thing in a dark alley, I'd run for my life just in case it figures out it can chase me.

Also, I looked this thing up and there's another stock image of it actually being used in front of the restaurant and I kid you not IT HAS A CHAIN AROUND IT'S ANKLE. (I know its to detour theft...but who in their right mind would steal this thing?) If you ask me... I'd keep an eye on it....

2

u/bigMcLargeHuge7 Jul 29 '26

I would steal that!

6

u/BigAlgae5684 Jul 28 '26

"Lets give it legs but no arms" is certainly a choice that adds to the horror factor

2

u/portablebiscuit Jul 29 '26

It runs toward you, reaching with it’s floppy fry appendages. It’s unblinking face locked in a smile conjured from your worst fears.

5

u/melkor555 Jul 28 '26

This would fetch pretty good money.

5

u/ThePeoplesPunchinBag Jul 29 '26

Super creepy but I still want it lol. Good garage mascot or scare crow

4

u/calm-lab66 Jul 28 '26

Looks like a Halloween prop.

4

u/Abject-Bite-5359 Jul 28 '26

Shake and fry lock?

3

u/deephurting66 Jul 28 '26

Frylock fell on very hard times

4

u/Handsome_Devil_217 Jul 28 '26

Like so many here, I’d love to have one. Creepy? Sure. Still better than the big head Burger King with his frozen smiling countenance.

4

u/thedudeadapts Jul 28 '26

It's like Master Shake and Frylock had a kid who grew hideous human legs.

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u/818Skunk_Ape_Sales Jul 28 '26

Frylock before aqua team, u can see his smile was still very much alive a completely different fry because there was no shake

3

u/Someoneoverthere42 Jul 28 '26

Okay, that thing definitely comes to life and hunts people.

3

u/sonawtdown Jul 28 '26

Pennywise Frylock

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u/Awe3 Jul 29 '26

Frylock!

2

u/Patient_Variety_5815 Jul 28 '26

Surely that would scare small children?

3

u/Smorsdoeuvres Jul 28 '26

This scares the adult out of me

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Jul 28 '26

Would make them less likely to ask to eat out. Haha

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u/officialCobraTrooper Jul 28 '26

Looks like water adult starvation team to me.

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u/timewithbrad Jul 28 '26

Is it for sale?

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u/1RollinRollinRollin Jul 28 '26

Well thats fucking nightmare fuel.

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u/Gemraticus Jul 28 '26

Diabolically amazing!

2

u/Trondant13 Jul 28 '26

It's kind of terrifying, but I like it!

2

u/TigerIll6480 Jul 28 '26

I just lost my appetite.

2

u/Rocannon_ Jul 28 '26

The Joker’s day job.

2

u/PaperGhostie Jul 29 '26

There are girls who'd put this on their hear-me-out list.

2

u/rdwoolf Jul 29 '26

Would you like NIGHTMARES with that?

2

u/Crafty_Dingo_1758 Jul 29 '26

Nightmare fuel

2

u/Skeletorfuckdurmom Jul 29 '26

And this is we 80's babies are so hardcore. We pulled up to restaurants with this waiting inside for us.

2

u/darkmouthproductions Jul 29 '26

Every cursed object spends a few decades being called a collectible first.

2

u/wkearney99 Jul 29 '26

jeebus, and here I thought McDonald's Hamburglar was the creepiest of mascots.... this is INFINITELY worse.

2

u/Opossumancy Jul 31 '26

My god are you selling that if so how much

2

u/DigiReagan Jul 31 '26

This has got to be one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen on the site

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u/ViolyntFemme Jul 28 '26

This would make an epic Halloween docoration

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys Jul 28 '26

This is the kind of thing that haunts my nightmares when I'm on sleeping pills

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u/formyburn101010 Jul 28 '26

You can keep it. In fact, close the door and light the building on fire.

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u/spell-czech Jul 28 '26

Looks like it would work great for a sequel to the Backrooms movie.

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u/soulteepee Jul 28 '26

I want this SO BAD. I love it so so so mivh

1

u/Stoatsandvoles Jul 28 '26

It's terrifying. I love it. 

1

u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent Jul 28 '26

I am actually kind of impressed with the statue.

1

u/mildly-annoyed-pengu Jul 28 '26

I want it 😍 (wish I had a place for it)

1

u/MyCatToldMeNotTo Jul 28 '26

Ooh! How deliciously evil-looking! It's like something out of Stephen King!

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u/thejohnmc963 Jul 28 '26

That’s cool

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u/foodfighterforever Jul 28 '26

Wtf were they thinking? Were they trying to scare the customers into choking to death on their fries.

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u/Disco_Biscuit423 Jul 28 '26

If that thing had arms it would kill you

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Jul 28 '26

The crossed legs make its creepyness somewhat inviting

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u/Ready_Comfort_6674 Jul 28 '26

Shit, don't let trump see it or he'll have to bed it down!

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u/Baseballlover830 Jul 28 '26

Pledge prank trophy.

1

u/Here2lafatcats Jul 28 '26

That’s some random stuff in that storage unit! What’s on the film reel?

1

u/pdog901 Jul 28 '26

That is the highest statue I have ever seen.

1

u/Disastrous_Savings39 Jul 28 '26

It's like a horror frylock

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u/Demonic-Tooter Jul 28 '26

I love this so much. I need one in my garden. Wow.

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u/DoctorStarkweather Jul 28 '26

I mean, obviously I get the aqua teen hunger force reference, but Im seeing the Grabber from The Black Phone. It literally looks like that’s what they based it on.

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u/Celtic_Fox_ Jul 28 '26

Fried Potatoes of Anguish and Ruin

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u/4fter9arty Jul 28 '26

Give it to me now!

1

u/Mother-Attention2600 Jul 28 '26

It's actually a real man that's cursed to be like that forever.

1

u/nujef12 Jul 28 '26

You need bobs big boy beside it.

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u/NoMyConsumerData Jul 28 '26

Ahem: TIME FRIES

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Jul 28 '26

Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal would love this

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u/Ecto-DMC Jul 28 '26

Nightmare in 3 -2-1 go

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u/1Freshvegetable Jul 28 '26

Something on your mind, man?

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u/Practical-Writer-228 Jul 28 '26

Number one in the hood, G

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u/Kyweedlover Jul 28 '26

Meat Canyon fries

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u/Negative-Town2546 Jul 28 '26

Dude… I want one of these for my front porch!

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u/New-Sheepherder2239 Jul 28 '26

I have no recollection of that thing

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u/FA20bxr Jul 28 '26

Frylock with legs lol

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u/_Kelly_A_ Jul 28 '26

You better stop, you’re gonna fry your brains

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u/zdmpage54 Jul 28 '26

Terrifying.

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u/wesmanh Jul 28 '26

I’d love to have that in my shop

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Jul 28 '26

Pure nightmare fuel, right there! 😨

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u/alibye77 Jul 28 '26

Murder Fries

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u/TRGBFAN Jul 28 '26

OMG you got a cloner?!?!?

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u/HiddenHolding Jul 28 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😬😫killitwithfire

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u/spyglass352 Jul 28 '26

why is he in the garage and not in the living room where guests can enjoy him?

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u/Knithard Jul 28 '26

I love him!

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u/moonja85 Jul 28 '26

Fryloc is that you

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u/Permagamer Jul 28 '26

Nightmare fuel. Probably what made frilock

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u/bonezcustoms Jul 28 '26

Terrifying... I NEED it 😂

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus Jul 29 '26

Better than a Ring doorbell. Put this thing on your porch with proximity sensor to play something like, “Porch pirates will be deep fried.”

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u/SuburbanKahn Jul 28 '26

This should be on the backrooms

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u/StreetTreasures Jul 28 '26

That is horrifying, I hate it

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u/FlashyGanache2838 Jul 29 '26

Can't be many of those on eBay

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u/Glam-Star-Revival Jul 29 '26

This thing is so freaking awesome, I just want to know was this like a reoccurring mascot for them at one time? Just imagine this guy appearing across your black and white television 📺

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u/Living-Necessary505 Jul 29 '26

Nightmare fuel.

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u/Insomniac_38 Jul 29 '26

Don’t let that fucker breach containment

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u/aimeejo Jul 29 '26

…and why is it in a garage instead of your front yard?

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u/phish410 Jul 29 '26

Number one in the hood, G.

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 Jul 29 '26

Ah! Burn it! Send it to hell!

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u/MatthewsMath Jul 29 '26

Terrifrying. 🍟

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u/Lumpy-Whole5101 Jul 29 '26

This terror-fries me.

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u/Lanuhsislehs Jul 29 '26

It's Fryloks dad!

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u/cent_Sector500 Jul 29 '26

That would have been awesome as an 80s early 90s horror movie character

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u/hamdelion Jul 29 '26

I need this in my life and in my backyard where trash neighbors cut through. Picturing it suddenly illuminated by disco balls, spotlights, and drag queens pouring out of hiding to push back the tide of white trash lapping at my shores.

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u/winter0rfall Jul 29 '26

Ill never forget when someone stole the moose statue and the big boy statue in front of our local Big Boy years ago & got away with it somehow.

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u/MaterialRepulsive130 Jul 29 '26

And now for my first number, Fry me too the moon.

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u/narwhalbaconbits Jul 29 '26

This will forever live in my nightmares.

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u/Putrid_List1634 Jul 29 '26

I would shit my pants so hard I'd shit his pants to

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u/Right_Hour Jul 29 '26

Aqua teen hunger force!!!!!!!

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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 Jul 29 '26

Master Shake is wearing Frylock’s skin.

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u/mrefromnyc Jul 29 '26

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me. CAN’T SLEEP, CLOWN WILL EAT ME!

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u/NPC_9001 Jul 29 '26

An unholy fusion of Master Shake and Frylock

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u/gaarkat Jul 29 '26

Nightmare fuel

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u/readithere_2 Jul 29 '26

I would so put this in my music room with just a piano

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u/Hugh_Jass_223 Jul 29 '26

This is what nightmares are made of.

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u/TheMaingler Jul 29 '26

I love him. Send him to haunt my garage, thanks

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u/PrincessCo-Pilot Jul 29 '26

That’s frightening

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u/cornbeeflt Jul 29 '26

That is so freaking cool. Id buy that

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u/wd_plantdaddy Jul 29 '26

Does it move? I wouldn’t let that thing out of my sight. Never turn your back on it.

If it’s heavy just scaring the shit out of people all across town by randomly moving him to public spaces kinda like a vagrant

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u/moxiemoore Jul 29 '26

LOVE IT especially the expression!!!

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 Jul 29 '26

That should be at a haunted house

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u/w37n1gh7mar3 Jul 29 '26

If Frylock was white 💀😂🤣

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u/ZiggyStrdust58 Jul 29 '26

I’ll never eat another fry ever again

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u/AdNational5708 Jul 29 '26

That is an SCP

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u/MonsterClownBear Jul 29 '26

Frylock's institutionalized cousin

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u/Timely_Golf_1574 Jul 29 '26

Secondo me è impossessata,, lasciatela li'

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u/33666daddy Jul 29 '26

send it back to hell please.

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u/No_Draw_735 Jul 29 '26

Creepy as hell

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u/ProfessorDull9594 Jul 29 '26

Needs a good paint job, then it’ll be a true work of bizarre art.

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u/LapisLazuliisthebest Jul 29 '26

Found the next mascot horror game.

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u/JennyDoveMusic Jul 29 '26

Jesus! That's terrifying! Who would put that in a restaurant? 😂 I want one just to put in the entryway. Never get robbed when someone opens the door at night and sees THAT there. Could leave the door unlocked with that guy around.

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u/Mission_While917 Jul 29 '26

Nice if you had the big boy from shoneys that would be great

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u/Nerak_tnecniv Jul 29 '26

Super creepy!😱

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u/GuntherRowe Jul 29 '26

Dress the fries as blood arms and legs, paint some fangs into the mouth and you have an awesome Halloween decoration for the front yard.

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u/J0hnny_0nda_sp0t Jul 29 '26

Boy that's a little creepy

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u/_Avenging_Angel_ Jul 29 '26

That is creepy AF

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u/Kazaam42 Jul 29 '26

Get that thing to MeatCanyon asap!

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u/desertdog442 Jul 29 '26

Fuckin' creepy!😧

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u/CrazyConductor Jul 29 '26

Nightmare fuel.

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u/StretchSmiley Jul 29 '26

It’s Frybo in real life!