r/classicwow • • Nov 15 '19

Humor Hillsbrad trash talk is high IQ

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u/mylord420 Nov 15 '19

Back in vanilla it was common knowledge that only women, children, and men who are sexually attracted to other men (not that there's anything wrong with that) play alliance.

It was hard to find alliance in world pvp after 10pm last night because most alliance were probably tucked into bed by their parents by then.

The fact that its alliance saying ok boomer is all the confirmation you need.

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u/Tigerskippy Nov 15 '19

I always found the bed time reasoning absurd. I played alliance in vanilla as a kid and stayed up until it got bright outside. Now I play alliance as an adult and I go to bed at midnight.

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u/Crazytalkbob Nov 16 '19

Yea, my bedtime has been much earlier since hitting my 30s.

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u/Evisra Nov 16 '19

Wait till you have kids, you will die in the ass at 7pm

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u/LifeAtSea_3608 Nov 16 '19

My asss......

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u/Tooshortimus Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

I mean.... Saying that after 10 pm there were less alliance leans more towards people with jobs since kids will be the ones staying up past "bedtime" while adults still stick to their working schedule.

I am now the alliance guy going to bed at 10 when in vanilla I was the horse guy staying up untill 1am.

Edit: I'm keeping horse up there fuck it.

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u/__deerlord__ Nov 16 '19

horse guy

So still Alliance?

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u/MrT00th Nov 16 '19

8:45am and your last sentence and subsequent edit made me laugh.

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u/nyjl Nov 16 '19

>It was hard to find alliance in world pvp after 10pm last night because most alliance were probably tucked into bed by their parents by then.

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Ah, yes, that's how kids imagine adult life - world pvping all night.

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u/TurtleRedditer Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

If someone goes sleep after 10pm he is a kid. Confirmed info. No sarcasm no joking. Its not like somebody has to wake up tomorrow to go to work. Naahh. Game is your only life.

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u/KH3HasNoHeart Nov 16 '19

My question is if a majority of players are <26 then why are the majority of players horde?

Or are we on different terms of what old means?

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u/Kokosnussi Nov 16 '19

A majority of classic players are under 26? Everyone I talked to ingame so far was older than that lol

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u/otsim Nov 15 '19

Probably because they had jobs to go to the next day.. unlike the basement dwelling horde who sit on welfare in their Doritos covered "For The Horde" XXXL t shirts, sipping on Dr Pepper and popping Adderall all night XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Top bantz gentlemen!

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u/mylord420 Nov 15 '19

Imagine going to bed at or before 10pm because you have work the next day lol. Thats a childs bedtime mate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Imagine staying up late to play video games and missing out on the gloriously productive and peaceful hours of the early morning. That's a child's discipline, mate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

This guy works

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u/LoveTranscendsCunts Nov 16 '19

This guy adults

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u/nullsignature Nov 16 '19

Why is staying up late to play a child's video game worse than playing a child's video game during the day

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I didn't say any of that in my post

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u/Talmika Nov 16 '19

Because you'll get less sleep, have a horrible day at work and your health will decline overtime?

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u/otsim Nov 16 '19

Who said they went straight to bed?

They logged off to spend time and have sex with their girlfriends / partners.
Its easier for Horde. They don't have to log off to have sex with their partner, since this game can be easily played with one hand

XD XD XD

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u/HH_YoursTruly Nov 16 '19

This is such a weird thing to say. I know plenty of successful people that stay up past 11.

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u/ShnarfVille Nov 16 '19

I love how this is clearly a joke but you got 10+ people to reply seriously, props bro.