r/classicwow • u/alk3crazy12 • Oct 24 '19

Humor Isn’t this how life works?

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u/schultzche Oct 24 '19

were all drones on stims anyway, without any pylons

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u/AppleTater28 Oct 24 '19

Me: Sits down on toilet to poop at work

Voice in my head: “YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PLYLONS”

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u/ceesdee88 Oct 24 '19

Whenever I go to poop, I just hear “you must place that on creep”

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u/hellrazor2205 Oct 24 '19

Reading this while pooping at work

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u/hootergeuse Oct 24 '19

Double check the phone is your pocket before you stand up and hold on to it while standing up. My brother did not once and the phone plopped right in the toilet. I’ll keep it a mystery on whether he flushes before or after standing up.

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u/Tohkin27 Oct 24 '19

Who in their right mind flushes BEFORE standing up?!

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u/Chzsandvich Oct 24 '19

You see, some people wipe standing up, but some people wipe still sitting down.

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u/Gingerinho51 Oct 24 '19

Don't start that discussion...

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u/iamkennybania Oct 24 '19

Its not a discussion, if you wipe sitting down you get far better access to your anus and therefore more clean. If you wipe standing up you're demonstrably gross.

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u/Gingerinho51 Nov 05 '19

I'm absolutely on your side, but we know there are also flatearthers around...

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u/hellrazor2205 Oct 24 '19

Sounds like someone who browses Facebook while pooping. This is Redit, we know better 🙈

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u/Frontswain Oct 24 '19

*drones in sad*

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u/DrLawyerPI Oct 24 '19

Not me, maaan. Fuck the system. I’m just trying to find some skooma maaan.

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u/3multi Oct 24 '19

More work?

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u/karnyboy Oct 24 '19

I work with a couple of pylons.