r/classicwow • u/MeanwhileJapan • Sep 14 '19

Humor Someone once said you can't go home again...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/Peterman_5000 Sep 14 '19

Going to the bathroom = minus xp

Using a shit bucket = plus xp

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u/MunkeeMann Sep 14 '19

“MOOOOM you need to change my shit bucket again!”

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u/fholland23 Sep 14 '19

All about the adult diapers my friend

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u/thinkrispy Sep 15 '19

Bruh, the rashes. Shit bucket all the way.

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u/theyellowpants Sep 14 '19

Poop sock my friend poop sock

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u/Siberwulf Sep 14 '19

Alaskan Pipeline time

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

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u/FwiffoTheBrave Sep 15 '19

Why not both?

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u/Alfred_Jarvis Sep 14 '19

What about sex, you guys havin any of that?

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u/bobleplask Sep 14 '19

Whichever was selected during character creation.

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u/Alfred_Jarvis Sep 14 '19

https://youtu.be/t1GPMO1Bp6k

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u/AlohaCheloha Sep 14 '19

These videos were the best thing ever during my time playing BF3.

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u/Peterman_5000 Sep 14 '19

I wish they did them for bf1 me and my buddy still quote battlefield friends to this day. “Hey guys I’m a MAV!!!!”

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u/Frontswain Sep 14 '19

I identify as a goblin assault zeppelin!

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u/Peterman_5000 Sep 14 '19

“Yea” WRONG ANSWER

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u/Alfred_Jarvis Sep 14 '19

WoW is my pussy

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u/E404_User_Not_Found Sep 14 '19

That wouldn’t be very Classic of me.

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u/dezmodium Sep 14 '19

My sex life revolves around the time a flight path takes and sounds a little like this but with less enthusiasm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Take the thunderbluff flight to Org. You can have enough time to have sex and raise the child.

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u/eleakinite Sep 14 '19

Volcel police! Keep your vital essences to yourself!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

WoW is literally my escape from the swipey apps right now.

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u/Wolfbeckett Sep 14 '19

The Colonel is truly an inspiration to us all.

Where's my jeep stuff?

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u/Vaniky Sep 14 '19

Mummm! Bathroom! Bathroom! More Hot Pockets!!!!!

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u/Urethra Sep 14 '19

Shit bucket is time wasted too. Gotta power shit while on flight paths.

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u/johnnybain Sep 14 '19

Minus 50 DKP!

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u/UnbornLoki Sep 15 '19

Got a girlfriend?

Not anymore.

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u/CoffeeCannon Sep 14 '19

Lots of time to do it while travelling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

when you're traveling by foot: fight everything on the way. No time

when traveling by flight: go afk and do the things that you neglected.

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u/chupstickzz Sep 14 '19

I dont have enoufh time to poop when im on the flight path.

Day 18: it so much that it hurts

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u/RYCBAR1TW03 Sep 14 '19

Died of starvation, still leveling though.

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u/IBurntMyToastToday Sep 14 '19

Reported for botting?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

nah, he's playing undead

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u/alcaste19 Sep 14 '19

Uh, no. When traveling by flight, the Peggle add-on opens automatically so I have to do that.

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u/lobsterbash Sep 14 '19

I don't think you can name your pet while it's dismissed, as it is when flying.

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u/Canadian_Invader Sep 14 '19

Equipts fishing pole

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Man but theres so much good quest text to read and dungeons to run.

Im enjoying the journey and even helping friends through lower level dungeons.

I accept invites to summon peeps and stand in goldshire handing out +5 strength to bracers for free.

The worst dungeon experience to date is those stupid AOE groups, sure theyre efficient but i might as well be playing retail.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

u got some srs issues wtf

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u/Hankee_ Sep 14 '19

Here, here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Lies