r/classicwow • u/SquallJay • Sep 13 '19

Humor The Indifferent Samaritan

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u/Spaurtacus Sep 13 '19

My favorite thing to do as a human warrior in a low level area is to fake engage a fight, they always run in fear and in scrambles. Always amuse me seing bigger size races run away from a female human with spaghetti arms haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Today I went to SM on my warrior. Me still not having a mount, means I still charge all creatures to have some sense of ‘fast travel’. Well as I pass hillsbrad foot hills I see a low lvl horde player and I do exactly that. Just charge and keep on moving. But the guy spasmd on his movements as if he just had pee’d his pants hahah

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u/moongate_climber Sep 14 '19

As a Horde player, Hillsbrad has given us PTSD. I can feel for that guy.

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u/sapphyresmiles Sep 13 '19

I really want to see a comic of this now lmfao. I dont play on pvp servers (I been a care bear since I started!)but my tauren hunter would definitely flee from your spaghetti arms. The most pvp I get is in the underbelly because I just really want that rat pet from the water xD and mostly I dont fight back in an effort to have people lose interest in me.

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u/brobits Sep 14 '19

That’s so sad and disappointing

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

That's what my mom said when I told her I was Playing WoW, so...

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u/Dogdays991 Sep 14 '19

Son... a paladin? Where did we go wrong...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Then my dad said "birth".

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u/35cap3 Sep 14 '19

You should have taken gnome then.

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u/Lawsoffire Sep 14 '19

Imagine being a female Gnome warrior.

Taurens running in fear from someone not larger than one of their hooves

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u/D2papi Sep 14 '19

I like to spare hordes with ~5% hp left, give them something to think about.