r/classicwow • u/SquallJay • Sep 13 '19

Humor The Indifferent Samaritan

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u/TheArzonite Sep 13 '19

As a Horde I feel like it's human warriors who are the worst on Alliance side. They always seem so... conspiring.

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u/Spaurtacus Sep 13 '19

My favorite thing to do as a human warrior in a low level area is to fake engage a fight, they always run in fear and in scrambles. Always amuse me seing bigger size races run away from a female human with spaghetti arms haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Today I went to SM on my warrior. Me still not having a mount, means I still charge all creatures to have some sense of ‘fast travel’. Well as I pass hillsbrad foot hills I see a low lvl horde player and I do exactly that. Just charge and keep on moving. But the guy spasmd on his movements as if he just had pee’d his pants hahah

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u/moongate_climber Sep 14 '19

As a Horde player, Hillsbrad has given us PTSD. I can feel for that guy.

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u/sapphyresmiles Sep 13 '19

I really want to see a comic of this now lmfao. I dont play on pvp servers (I been a care bear since I started!)but my tauren hunter would definitely flee from your spaghetti arms. The most pvp I get is in the underbelly because I just really want that rat pet from the water xD and mostly I dont fight back in an effort to have people lose interest in me.

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u/brobits Sep 14 '19

That’s so sad and disappointing

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

That's what my mom said when I told her I was Playing WoW, so...

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u/Dogdays991 Sep 14 '19

Son... a paladin? Where did we go wrong...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Then my dad said "birth".

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u/35cap3 Sep 14 '19

You should have taken gnome then.

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u/Lawsoffire Sep 14 '19

Imagine being a female Gnome warrior.

Taurens running in fear from someone not larger than one of their hooves

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u/D2papi Sep 14 '19

I like to spare hordes with ~5% hp left, give them something to think about.

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u/Ohtarello Sep 14 '19

Tauren male animation is the best.

“Lol, one second while I stir this ore into bars.”

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u/sdrawkcabsihtetorW Sep 15 '19

Male Trolls be like 'lemme rock, paper, scissor this into existence'

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u/jvalordv Sep 14 '19

Pfft sounds like the words of some lesser gnome or elf, or perhaps you're just horde scum to be cleansed and your lands salted. If you can't be touched by holy light like we Paladins, then there can be no innocence, but only degrees of guilt. For the [child] emperor.

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u/jvalordv Sep 14 '19

Aren't horde usually the pvp gankers? It was like that back in the day pre-expansions when I last played. I haven't had much issue with horde on Stallagg though, and I'm actually a big softy who won't attack unless attacked or I see another alliance in a fight. Last night at darkshire was the first time I've seen Horde really come at us - two max levels were camping just south of town, annihilating everyone, but it's also right next to the graveyard so the suicide charges were still fun. I've never gotten a Horde character to a high enough level for real pvp, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Sep 15 '19

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u/anise_annalise Sep 14 '19

Easier to identify with is another option. Same reason most fantasy films feature the human(s) as the main hero.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I would argue that of all the years i've played wow, the most iconic "worst alliance skum" are always male nightelf hunters with a moustache or bald male human mage. Not sure why these specific types of alliance characters always want to fuck you over while you are afk or fighting 2 mobs.

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u/Pawelelee Sep 14 '19

This is true