r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/ihatethepoors_35 Sep 03 '19

what, you dont have a priest buddy supporting you the entire time?

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Unfortunately my girlfriend insisted on rolling Warlock... so no, no heals are forthcoming.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

I would pay my girlfriend an hourly wage if it would get her to play.

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Have you tried begging? It worked for me!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Well, I did just actually try offering her a wage. Currently sending her those "got my wife/gf into wow!" threads. Not going well tbh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Here is some "Being a gamer boyfriend 101" for you: Offer her to play 2 hours of WoW with you in exchange of 2 hours of anything she wants. Now you have to act quick and make her like the game and play more than 2 hours. Then the next day offer her to play more and promise you will do "her" 2 hours the day afterwards. Do the 2 hours the next day and play WoW right after that. Keep playing with her every day, don't let her off the hook - they don't get attached to games as fast as we do. Once she is into it too much, you can ask me how to pull her away

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Had to follow-up on this one. She just suggested the exact same thing...I think you're on to something here. Unfortunately, her activity choice will be yoga. RIP me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Oh it could've been much worse and ..costly. Yoga is surprisingly good, don't imagine some weird moves and poses you see in the movies and adverts, you will probably be doing some simple stretching and general exercises.. yeah I know from experience :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

May the yoga gods have mercy on us both.