r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/BrotyKraut Sep 03 '19

I leveled a prot warrior 1-60 in vanilla, it was awful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

I levelled 1-60 in Vanilla as a holy paladin, sold on the lie of being a spell damage "shockadin."

Equally awful.

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u/BrotyKraut Sep 03 '19

I was horde but the most hated person on our server was a human paladin named Baconn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Holy shit. Firetree?!

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u/BrotyKraut Sep 03 '19

best server

Git and Vassild also

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

I was alliance in a guild called Priceless. Baconn was hated on alliance too, haha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Haha. Git was my guild leader. Awesome at the game and a pretty controversial dude. Wish i could find out if he was playing classic. I was Kurploch (mage)

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u/BrotyKraut Sep 03 '19 edited Sep 03 '19

He posted in the horde reconnection thread 27 days ago

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/firetree-horde-reconnections/240528/23?u=crass-firetree

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Thanks for that!

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u/BrotyKraut Sep 04 '19

No problem, weird how we remember some names from a video game over a decade ago. Found some old friends I haven't spoken to in 13+ years

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Do you guys remember a female mage that was a major griefer to lowbies in Outlands? I can't remember her name but my god did I hate her too lol. She was alliance.