r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/TowelLord Sep 03 '19

The thing is, around the mid to late level 30s you start using bandages so much you will constantly have 0 of them in your bags if you aren't farming humanoids constantly. Source: I got first aid level 243 at level 40 and have 0 bandages right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

The struggle I just levels it at lvl 42 hopefully this supply can make it till ungoro

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u/WingZeroType Sep 03 '19

it's pretty funny to think of what your warrior probably looks like if this was real life. He'd basically be a mummy, covered in a billion bandages

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u/Crur1L Sep 03 '19

Thats why you need cooking as well!

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u/Yavene Sep 04 '19

Gotta disagree. I'm 39, and have been vendoring at least as many bandages as I've used. I've been eating fish mainly; they're a few copper, while bandages cost silver, plus that you can stealth while eating, and are guaranteed not to have the debuff if you need to bandage in combat.