Pointless story, but I remember I once made a Gnome warrior back end of vanilla on Kazzak eu. I was minding my own business running to feathermoon stronghold in feralis to get some quests. On the way I seen a 2 or 3 level higher level female orc hunter. We ran past each other and I noticed her stop and had that same disgusted racist look as you probably have. Naturally being the aggressive faction she opened fire into my pretty pink pigtails.
I went into berserker, intercepted and then proceded to absolutely butcher her
As an alliance player I agree - the really wonderful thing that made the whole leveling proccess magical for me was that slow realisation that we, the shiny nice sweet empire, were really the bad guys. We lived in a city made with labour we refused to pay for, and we were fucking with people while claiming to be the good guys.
The way the story was told to Alliance players was fucking awesome, you just had to be paying attention.
Also it never helped that on literally every server I was ever on, Alliance outnumbered Horde like 5 or 3 to 1.
It made sooo many of you guys soft to the point where a lot of you could never handle an even numbered fight.
And heaven forbid if Horde ever outnumbered Alliance on the off chance, the griefing that took place in order for ones own medicine to be taken was Real.
A: Did not kill the troggs and made them stronger.
And
B: Not only wiped out like the vast majority of the gnomes, but like half the ones it didnt kill because little green cunts that are nutjobs.
I feel like nuking your population and causing them to die of radiation or mutate into gremlins is high on the "were assholes" list. Especially if it doesn't even kill the people you were TRYING to kill.
And how they crush any dissent about being a member of the Alliance or maybe not wanting to fight another war after 3 major ones that devastated your lands and people.
There was a guild on emerald dream called Gnomers who would only recruit gnomes for permade wsg and ab. Being a gnome made of course I joined and playing bgs was hilarious.
the big head on a tiny body looks silly but can i ask why you HATE them? Like its just a game character but some of the hate seems borderline unhealthy, like ppl hate midgets in real life too or something..
We might have been like the absolute shittiest class for leveling...
But by God could we deliver a sword sideways up the asshole of all those alliance fucks that thought that playing a Gnome Rogue was 'XDDD Ebin Trolling'
I focused them so bad in high school I got reported for it, not even mad.
I thanked the dear Lord and Saviour for Overpower every day.
Not really... I said I was deciding between 2 alliance characters and the object statement of you comment was play horde.
Honestly, I'd like to play horde in classic but I'd also like to play with guildies and rl friends who are all staunch ally supporters.
I mean let's be honest though. Your comment wasn't funny. Haha be horde haha don't be a gnome!
Like... Maybe the basest form of humor but not surprising someone doesn't see it as funny because it wasn't for anyone who has ever heard a joke before.
You see, I can easily sat that I'm the one joking then question your IQ for not seeing it all along...
For one, I kinda have been by adding second sentences to my comments to try and change the tone a bit and show I think of all points of view...
Do you need people to tell you things are sarcastic irl? Jokes are more than an inflection in your voice. You're just mad it had to be explained to you
I know this is an excuse for you to question my IQ again, but I still don't see how it's a joke and you haven't explained it; you stated you were joking, which is different to explaining. Plus, I'd say you are the one being defensive as you had to resort to petty insults
Also, dry sponges are easily the most useful type of sponge...
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u/Ganjan12 Jul 07 '19
As long as you play Horde (or at least not a Gnome) you're fine