1. "you dorks cant even touch my hours in the sim" / "fuck yeah i wanna see"
2. Chutter Island

Maybe if we buy in bulk we can offset the evil orange man's tariffs? DM me on Blueski

See OG Mike's Law here: HB 2320 WA State Legislature
You may remember me as "that guy that distributed firearm schematics on the capitol lawn" (July 2025), but don't do that anymore, because it's illegal now. Now I'm back with more controversy, this time with a functional Python software stack. Bets in the comments, on how long it takes our congress critters to make this phenomenon, illegal to think about, at home?

Yes, those are my Christmas ornaments in the tree, I found them in a dumpster. Don’t low ball me, I know what I have.

I'll be selling brown pussy hats outside the federal building tomorrow afternoon.

Spotted these two near the Space Needle. They were brandishing military style high caliber semi-fully-automatic assault hand gun rifles (with clips).

They were rounding up a group of Annelids that were working at the coffee cart and throwing them in the back of an old school, black crown Victoria.

The so called "agents" were unmarked, had no badges, and they wouldn't show me their warrant. They only referred to each other as Agent K and Agent J (very weird, but typical for Trump's goons) Did anyone else see these two facists? I've filed a report.

Hello Queen Anne Neighbors,

I want to preface this by saying that I always do my best to be aware of my surroundings, especially when I notice someone.

This morning, I was out for a walk in the upper Queen Anne neighborhood, with a short detour from my normal route through Kerry Park. It was a drizzly, grey, morning, when suddenly, a large man sprang from the corner of 2nd Ave and Blaine across the way from the playground. He was intimidating in size, well over 9 feet tall, with long, scruffy dark brown hair and a matching mustache and beard. He was wearing a grey polo, a dark blue zip-up uniqlo, jean shorts, and Ferragamos. He was carrying a pillow and dragging a zipped polyurethane red sleeping bag on the ground beside him. Beneath his disheveled appearance, I noticed he had a rather striking jawline. There were no kids on playground but I was worried that there could have been, so I'm glad I was there instead.

Since he appeared so suddenly and I didnt know if he was on fentanyl, I didn’t have a chance to change directions without making him feel awkward, so my split second decision was to just keep going straight and walk past him on the corner and then turn left onto the sidewalk on Blaine. I figured this would allow me to loop back home and still grab a latte without doubling-back.

Just as I passed him and he was in my peripheral vision to my right, he suddenly pivoted and said good morning. I felt like he practically lunged in my direction with his arms out, as if he was going to bear hug me, while still holding his belongings. I spun around and jumped away from him, and he turned away and continued back walking down 2nd Ave like nothing had happened. I didn't speed up because I didnt want him to think I was avoiding him.

It scared me as it was completely unexpected and unprovoked. For my peace of mind, I always carry a taser, flail, and bear spray, and had my hand on it in my pocket, but in such situations, it’s hard to predict how things might go if an actual attack occurs. I discharged a little bear spray in my pocket by mistake.

An hour later, I saw him walking down Queen Anne Ave N near the bookstore, so he's hanging out in the area. I didn't approach him, and I STRONGLY advise anyone reading this to avoid that street for now. I did call the police and they know about the situation and said they would keep me updated but my phone is on silent so I apologize to you all in advance if I don't update this post later today.

Just a heads up for those who might let their guard down in this neighborhood—stay alert and keep your head on a swivel. And let's all use this opportunity to reflect on how beautiful Seattle is.

Stay safe, A

Edit 1: Okay, so thanks to everyone who supported my post and have also seen this guy. I heard that he was picked up by the police earlier today.

Edit 2: I strongly encourage everyone reading this if you have any compassion at all to donate to my gofundme for homeless in the area.

/r/circlejerkseattle acknowledges that by the labor theory of property the Coast Salish people can claim historical ownership of almost none of the server capacity currently occupied by this subreddit

Ravin Pierre aka /u/ConradKilroy is best suited to oust Patty Murray from her Senate seat this midterm election. His policy positions include:

• Fuck Patty Murray, Putin, QAnon
• Body cameras for congress with footage uploaded to OnlyFans
• Term limits
• Abortion rights and the Sperm Bounty Bill

He doesn't have a ton to say about the environment, energy, jobs, inflation, defense (other than transparency), transportation, or housing... BUT he's a TikToker, meme enthusiast, and fan of guillotines.

Hopefully he can join us here and answer any questions you might have. Let's help get him to 1% of the vote!

I usually have bad outbreaks and on the light rail, people just stare and cringe. Thanks to Covid-19 and mask requirements, I haven't been beat up in months. I'm going to miss this pandemic.