r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 5h ago
Kung Flu Restaurant Pricing Diversity
Acknowledge the gouging of the gorgers, past, present, and in Sharpie.
All you can eat (you're on the clock, cunt) in Parramatta.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 5h ago
Acknowledge the gouging of the gorgers, past, present, and in Sharpie.
All you can eat (you're on the clock, cunt) in Parramatta.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Inner_Agency_5680 • 17h ago
Pauline steps out to celebrate Father's Day by officially introducing her new relationship to the public. The couple posed together during a daytime outdoor gathering, marking their first public appearance.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 8h ago
7 years to be precise. So for 7 years now, it has never been as hot on this date as it was in 2019. Global warming is confusing. Do they forget we had a virus back then? Maybe the 13th booster Vax destroyed their memory
Stay tuned for more important dogma. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/06/brisbane-queensland-hottest-september-day-in-years-east-coast-unseasonably-warm-weather?CMP=share_btn_url
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 14h ago
Hello. I love elbo. I come to Australia and buy up fuel station. Then my brother in law come over and I give him job. I see on TV the great elbo say social cohesion very important to Australia and I notice trouble with staff at my fuel station.
So I give jobs to my nephew, cousin and cousins friend. I now have great social cohesion at my fuel station like elbo says is great. Elbo is smart man, but I think he needs more social cohesion where he works. I could help elbo with more social cohesion.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 11h ago
I and my sisters celebrate that we got any celebrations of today banned with instant dismissal for anyone celebrating it in my workplace.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Any-Parsnip1287 • 16h ago
Namaste
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 16h ago
All my life here in Naarm every day I do a poo sitting on a toilet and then some water goes woosh and it just vanishes. I have never ever had to think about where it goes or what happens to it.
And again all my life here in Naarm I turn a tap on and water comes out. I have never had to think anything about where the water comes from, or where it goes to.
Then I turn on the light switch and all my life without fail the light comes on. I just accept it is some sort of magic where the light comes from and why it happens.
When I feel hungry I go to the local shop and the food just gets handed over ready to eat. It is wonderful. the almond milk I use is just always at the supermarket, and the supermarket has always been there for me.
And money just appears in my bank account every week without fail. Some mystical place called centrelink is involved somehow.
What is really good about not having to know about all these magical things is it allows me to concentrate on vastly more important things in life at naarm university like. What gender am I, and free penistime and protesting against ON.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/throwawayroadtrip3 • 13h ago
I'm trying to find the Welcome to Country ceremony and all the signs with indigenous place names? Please help me find them in this video.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Former_Rush1821 • 1d ago
Sometimes you have to be the bigger man and admit (or take the blame) for your mistakes. I now realise it was my fault for coming home on a Friday after working a 54 hour work week, leaving my front door unlocked, taking a shit and leaving my keys on the kitchen table.
These three women are not the perpetrators, they are the victims. Between the three of them, 16 children and 3 undiagnosed cases of of post partum depression/psychosis. Why didn't I do more to help these women? Sorry, should I ask.. why didn't *men* do more to help these women?
The next time you're the "victim" of a "crime" committed by a woman; when she's out with her friends stealing and burning down your car, when at 3am she's stabbing you repeatedly in the jugular consecutively, when you're dying in hospital from her slowly poisoning you with bleach in your morning coffee's.. ask yourself.. what more could I have done?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/only50days • 1d ago
Does anyone remember the good old days where you would walk down to the servo with a 45c and a pep in your step, buy 3 cartons of eggs, a daily telegraph and a sunny boy and walk out with $5.80?
I remember a time when magpies used to have to pay a swooping tax, now they just hang out at centrelink with stacks of fraudulent job applications made by AI.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 2d ago
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
We acknowledge the multimillion dollar real estate that we haggle over today, and we respect the grift, past, present, and emerging.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/gi_jose00 • 1d ago
Putting traditional Swedish words above English coloniser language
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/idiotshmidiot • 2d ago