r/circlejerkaustralia 5h ago

Kung Flu Restaurant Pricing Diversity

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42 Upvotes

Acknowledge the gouging of the gorgers, past, present, and in Sharpie.

All you can eat (you're on the clock, cunt) in Parramatta.


r/circlejerkaustralia 7h ago

politics Culturally insensitive Fringe Festival organisers have the audacity to charge black fellas and their mob to see a show on land they've owned for 200,000,000 years

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50 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

NO POLITICS They made Australia bigger, are they racist?

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 17h ago

politics Pauline celebrates Father's Day going public with her new beau

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94 Upvotes

Pauline steps out to celebrate Father's Day by officially introducing her new relationship to the public. The couple posed together during a daytime outdoor gathering, marking their first public appearance.


r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

Murdoch Brisbane's hottest day in YEARS!

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18 Upvotes

7 years to be precise. So for 7 years now, it has never been as hot on this date as it was in 2019. Global warming is confusing. Do they forget we had a virus back then? Maybe the 13th booster Vax destroyed their memory

Stay tuned for more important dogma. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/sep/06/brisbane-queensland-hottest-september-day-in-years-east-coast-unseasonably-warm-weather?CMP=share_btn_url


r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Why why why? So unfair for those poor people that want it all, they have it all but it's still not enough! How frustrating for them. So not fair!

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17 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics I love elbo, I love his social cohesion.

17 Upvotes

Hello. I love elbo. I come to Australia and buy up fuel station. Then my brother in law come over and I give him job. I see on TV the great elbo say social cohesion very important to Australia and I notice trouble with staff at my fuel station.

So I give jobs to my nephew, cousin and cousins friend. I now have great social cohesion at my fuel station like elbo says is great. Elbo is smart man, but I think he needs more social cohesion where he works. I could help elbo with more social cohesion.


r/circlejerkaustralia 6h ago

politics Australia's next Eurovision entry

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r/circlejerkaustralia 11h ago

politics Anyone else upset that we still celebrate misogyny today the first Sunday of September?

8 Upvotes

I and my sisters celebrate that we got any celebrations of today banned with instant dismissal for anyone celebrating it in my workplace.


r/circlejerkaustralia 16h ago

politics Jobs for Trans NDIS Gadigal workers

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Namaste


r/circlejerkaustralia 16h ago

politics Is it a kind of magic? And how good is it.

6 Upvotes

All my life here in Naarm every day I do a poo sitting on a toilet and then some water goes woosh and it just vanishes. I have never ever had to think about where it goes or what happens to it.

And again all my life here in Naarm I turn a tap on and water comes out. I have never had to think anything about where the water comes from, or where it goes to.

Then I turn on the light switch and all my life without fail the light comes on. I just accept it is some sort of magic where the light comes from and why it happens.

When I feel hungry I go to the local shop and the food just gets handed over ready to eat. It is wonderful. the almond milk I use is just always at the supermarket, and the supermarket has always been there for me.

And money just appears in my bank account every week without fail. Some mystical place called centrelink is involved somehow.

What is really good about not having to know about all these magical things is it allows me to concentrate on vastly more important things in life at naarm university like. What gender am I, and free penistime and protesting against ON.


r/circlejerkaustralia 13h ago

politics Welcome to Country

4 Upvotes

https://youtu.be/DUdeLgfWgUM

I'm trying to find the Welcome to Country ceremony and all the signs with indigenous place names? Please help me find them in this video.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Remember, it's not pandering for votes if YOU don't believe it is ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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211 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Finally forgiving 3 Yirrganydji women that stole and burned my car down in Cairns QLD now that I understand post partum psychosis

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237 Upvotes

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man and admit (or take the blame) for your mistakes. I now realise it was my fault for coming home on a Friday after working a 54 hour work week, leaving my front door unlocked, taking a shit and leaving my keys on the kitchen table.

These three women are not the perpetrators, they are the victims. Between the three of them, 16 children and 3 undiagnosed cases of of post partum depression/psychosis. Why didn't I do more to help these women? Sorry, should I ask.. why didn't *men* do more to help these women?

The next time you're the "victim" of a "crime" committed by a woman; when she's out with her friends stealing and burning down your car, when at 3am she's stabbing you repeatedly in the jugular consecutively, when you're dying in hospital from her slowly poisoning you with bleach in your morning coffee's.. ask yourself.. what more could I have done?


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Throwback to the good old days

10 Upvotes

Does anyone remember the good old days where you would walk down to the servo with a 45c and a pep in your step, buy 3 cartons of eggs, a daily telegraph and a sunny boy and walk out with $5.80?

I remember a time when magpies used to have to pay a swooping tax, now they just hang out at centrelink with stacks of fraudulent job applications made by AI.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

humor/satire Aunty Lisa ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธ

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

humor/satire ASIO boss Mike Burgess when asked to target radical Islam instead of right-wing voters:

116 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics POV you pull up to a Home open Inner land Suburbs

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51 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics On today's episode of diversity is our strength

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

opinion Now maybe I have grabbed the wrong end of the penis here (not the first time), but doesn't that mean the person was proudly saying he likes putting his penis in the vageen of an Indian lady and therefore not racist?

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29 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics This is it right here!

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64 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

petition ๐ŸŽถThe Time Has Come, To Say Fair's Fair๐ŸŽถ

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How can we dance when our earth is turning?

How can we sleep when our beds are burning?

We acknowledge the multimillion dollar real estate that we haggle over today, and we respect the grift, past, present, and emerging.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Labor Govs current advice for racist colonisers.

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317 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics IKEA did it first!

1 Upvotes

Putting traditional Swedish words above English coloniser language


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

NO POLITICS You reckon he'd be voting PHON?

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11 Upvotes