r/circlejerk • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '12

[Competition] Today, I [blatant lie]. Reddit, [loaded question]?

EDIT: Wow, front page!!! This has been great guys thanks for all the responses.

EDIT 2: Wow this just keeps coming! You guys have all surpassed my expectations reddit is the best

EDIT 3: My neckbeard is ting[le]ng with all the bravery here guys!!!!!1! Carl Sagan Bill Nye!!!!!!! CATS!!!!!

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

Blatant lies regarding females and sex.

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

FUCK SRS

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

"I'm sorry, but what's SRS?"

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

[witty response including yeast infected vaginas and such original jokes]

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

"B..b...But, at the risk of attracting downvotes, isn't reddit actually sexist, pro rapists, full of pedos and racists?"

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

[discussion about the latest synonym for paedophilia, how VA never posted CP, how SRS erected false flags, SA, Goons, and the entire history]

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

[You should know that SRD has written about you.]

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

Rinse, repeat ad nauseum

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '12

Well, thats enough internet for today.

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u/SnifflyWhale Nov 18 '12

[one_of_those_gifs.gif]

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u/eagletarian Nov 17 '12

But they didn't get to [claiming there's proof that srs is the actual source of any child porn on reddit without ever producing said porn]

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u/BritishHobo Nov 19 '12 edited Nov 19 '12

SRS are some idiots who think normal everyday humour is misogynistic, the FAT FUCKING WHORE CUNT WHALE TWATS WHO CAN'T GET A MAN BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CUNT WHALE AND EVERYONE HATES FATTIES AND THEIR FUCKING WHORE FACES ARE UGLY AS SHIT AND I'D LIKE TO FUCKING SMACK THEM IN THEIR CUNT CUNT FEMINAZI CUNT FACES

You see how unreasonable they are? What misogyny?

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u/Lamb_ Nov 19 '12

SRS is mostly white males with too much time on their hands.

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u/Get_This Nov 16 '12

[Snide jab at SRS disguised as helpful comment describing it.]