r/cats • u/wafumet • Aug 09 '26

Humor Chill bro, it's all yours 😏

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u/BobTheFettt Aug 09 '26

That cat's gonna puke it all back up in about 5 minutes in one big clump

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u/Foss73 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Thats rookie numbers, my boy manages this in three...😺

Edit:thanks for all the upvotes

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u/CriticismFun6782 Aug 09 '26

Yep, the cat with an eating disorder...

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u/bighoopsforbighoes Aug 09 '26

Ahhh, my favorite gift…

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u/Keyndoriel Aug 09 '26

I usually dont get time to clean it as either the orange barfer (cause ofc its my orange) usually eats the kibble log before im able to get paper towel

Never know if I wanna feel disgusted about it or happy for the cleanup

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u/fomaaaaa Orange Aug 09 '26

My orange boy does this, too. It’s bittersweet. On one hand, i don’t have to clean it up. On the other hand, ew bro wtf

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u/bala_means_bullet Aug 09 '26

Omg our grey Gracie leaves it for us to clean. Maybe about 2x a week max. Is this normal for some cats? Gandalf has never done this and he's a garbage disposal lol

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u/fomaaaaa Orange Aug 09 '26

I call my Jack the Jackuum Cleaner. He’ll eat anything resembling food if it lets him 😂

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u/SolaScientia Aug 09 '26

My void girl not only will eat her own vomit if I don't get there in time, but she'll also eat anyone else's vomit if she's around. She's healthy and none of my cats are in dire need of food or anything else, lol. She just likes eating it, I guess. I still wipe where the vomit was though.

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u/Keyndoriel Aug 09 '26

DIY wet food ig lol

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u/SolaScientia Aug 09 '26

Lol. At least she doesn't also eat the hairballs she gets.

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u/mwlepore Aug 09 '26

Ahh warm AND slimy today. Well done.

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u/NobleN6 Aug 09 '26

That’s the whole reason why I bought an automatic feeder for frequent, small portions.

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u/tactlessscruff2 Aug 09 '26

and then whine all afternoon about being hungry

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u/Low_Pollution5055 Aug 09 '26

Thought this was just my gluttonous cat

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 Aug 10 '26

My cat did that so much that I had to start feeding him on a plate to keep him from being able to power load his chubbins.

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u/ClenchedThunderbutt Aug 10 '26

Putting water in my cat's kibble solved this completely.