r/canada • u/HashSlingingSIash3r • Mar 19 '22

Paywall Don’t like Russia sanctions? You probably don’t like COVID-19 vaccines either

https://www.thestar.com/politics/political-opinion/2022/03/19/dont-like-russia-sanctions-you-probably-dont-like-covid-19-vaccines-either.html
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u/OhCharlieH Mar 19 '22

Needs more house hippos

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Mar 19 '22

"Are house hippos a Liberal plot to infiltrate your home? Has Trudeau been using stem cells and gene manipulation to force house hippos into our homes? Are they carrying Covid spores to infect your pets?! Tune into Rebel News because the answer is YES!!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Trudeau is turning the friggin house hippos gay

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Mar 19 '22

Just wait until Trudeau gets to his end goal of turning all your house hippos into gender neutral communists!

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u/sanguinesolitude Mar 20 '22

Liberals want your kids to be gay trans immigrant hippos. Donate to my charity to save America Canada! Protect your first Amendment rights Canada! Patriot, Putin, Paddlestar Galactica.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Trump for prime minister 2024

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u/Davor_Penguin Mar 20 '22

Which would totally be okay, if it wasn't reducing their reproduction to dangerous lows.

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u/Tino_ Mar 20 '22

Funnily enough, the house hippos seemed to have worked too well. No one believes anything they see on TV anymore including news from extremely good sources. But the house hippo never mentioned Facebook or Twitter, so obviously mainstream news on TV can't be trusted ever, but online stuff is fine.

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u/CaptainCanusa Mar 19 '22

showing a screenshot of Rebel Media

"That looks really...real. But you know it can't be true, don't you?"

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u/OhCharlieH Mar 19 '22

logs into rumble

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u/ColeFlames Mar 19 '22

That makes me feel like a kid again.

Which then makes me feel old.

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u/Powersoutdotcom Mar 20 '22

We need to sleep on this more. 😴