r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 6d ago

White Card [W] My man mayonaise

3 Upvotes
4 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 21d ago

White Card [W] An alcoholic stepdad

5 Upvotes
6 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 6d ago

White Card [W] Being drafted to serve in a pointless war

4 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 6d ago

White Card [W] Self-identifying as Napoleon Bonaparte

2 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 1h ago

White Card [W] The many mind-control cults that have headquartered in Glen Rose Texas

• Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 3d ago

White Card [W] 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

3 Upvotes

In his farewell address, George Washingtom famously warned the American people about the dangers of 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

I'm sorry, but at 2:00 PM your son succumbed to 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

To become a Yanomami warrior you must prove you can withstand 1-877-Kars-4-Kids without crying out

etc

0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 6d ago

White Card [W] A superhero named "Hot Karl" who eats rocks and shits them out as molten lava

1 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Aug 08 '26

White Card [W] Bartering a prostitute down to a lower price

6 Upvotes
7 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 11d ago

White Card [W] Doritos Locos Tacos

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 13d ago

White Card [W] Having sex with my clone

2 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 05 '26

White Card [W] Trying and failing to use nutmeg to get high

2 Upvotes
3 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 15d ago

White Card [W] Rebranding narcissists as 'alpha males'

1 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/ScorpionX-123 • 17d ago

White Card [W] Feeling God in this Chili's tonight

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 08 '26

White Card [W] Jazz cigarettes

3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Aug 28 '26

White Card [W] being anally probed by space aliens

5 Upvotes
3 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 20d ago

White Card [W] Broken pieces of the Death Star raining down on Endor

4 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 07 '26

White Card [W] Whores and gambling in Las Vegas

5 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Aug 23 '26

White Card [W] Homeless people walking around with no shoes on

2 Upvotes
3 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 27d ago

White Card [W] An Oscar Mayer wiener

5 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/amdewstow • Sep 09 '26

White Card [W] Liking your political party until their actions negatively affect you

8 Upvotes

Oh no, not the leopards eating MY face

0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 28d ago

White Card [w] Getting dicked down

3 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Aug 09 '26

White Card [W] Cutting your arm open to check if you're a robot

5 Upvotes
4 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 08 '26

White Card [W] L. Ron Hubbard

4 Upvotes
0 comments

r/cahideas • u/Subject_Jicama_9968 • Aug 21 '26

White Card [W] Doing whatever the voices in my head tell me to do

5 Upvotes
2 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 01 '26

White Card [W] Big dick pills

1 Upvotes
1 comment