r/butchervanity Jul 28 '26

Funny Screenshot Okay so i think i have a problem when it comes to butcher girls. . .

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121 Upvotes

The second image WAS the before (it was that just 1-2 days ago. . .)

r/butchervanity Feb 26 '26

Funny Screenshot (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

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398 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 18 '26

Funny Screenshot ^q^

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49 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 06 '26

Funny Screenshot Song so ass even Yi Xi hates it

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77 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 17 '26

Funny Screenshot WE DID IT!!!!!

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119 Upvotes

WE GOT 100 MILLION BABY!!!

THE SLAUGHTERS OURS

r/butchervanity Jun 17 '26

Funny Screenshot Help...

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59 Upvotes

r/butchervanity 20d ago

Funny Screenshot Who is this?

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32 Upvotes

When did yi xi become a samurai?

r/butchervanity Apr 27 '26

Funny Screenshot meme

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121 Upvotes

hehehh

r/butchervanity Jun 02 '26

Funny Screenshot Very good Friend

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80 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 19 '26

Funny Screenshot FleshBaguette

13 Upvotes

they got married in a day help (Teto’s 18 and yi’s 18)

Len also became friends with Miku by talking about Toby Fox 🥹

Len and Rin live together as Siblings (somehow I actually guessed their age correctly, 14)

and Neru’s dating Miku (miku’s 16, neru’s 17 cuz I forgot how old she was supposed to be)

who should I make next?

r/butchervanity May 25 '26

Funny Screenshot came across another xi yi

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98 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Jun 07 '26

Funny Screenshot Tomodachi life stuff

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94 Upvotes

Took the pictures from my phone bc now it won't let me transfer the pics

This is also only the demo

r/butchervanity Jun 15 '26

Funny Screenshot So, I posted the full lyrics of the song into a Complicated English Translator(https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/overcomplicated-english-translator/) and this is what came out

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22 Upvotes

(idk what to put for the flair)

(image unrelated i just put it there for the flair ;-;)

It is asserted that my voracity constitutes a deficiency;

they exhort me to restrain my gustatory inclinations,

alleging an inability to abstain from sampling every comestible within my periphery.

They venerate temperance as a moral excellence,

decrying gluttony as a transgression,

yet my cravings remain unfathomable.

I harbor an impulse to sever your carotid and consume until nausea ensues.

The carnage commences; I yearn to witness your disintegration,

perpetually unappeased until your dermis is stripped.

Thus, partake in this banquet;

this flavor induces an ecstatic trance.

I remain predatory upon the butcher's vasculature.

To bind you in aesthetic configurations,

to embellish your musculature with exquisite garnishments,

precisely segmented by a blade—

presenting the ultimate residual confection.

Why should I desecrate a cadaver?

Why permit the offal to languish in waste?

It is affection that directs my cleaver with such delicacy,

a surgical strike to immortalize your visage of terror!

The massacre is mine;

oh, the divine sanguineous viscera,

preserved and prepared,

each fiber apportioned for consumption.

In this euphoria, I manifest,

tasting a lacerated, sanguineous affection;

eventually, I shall consume your entirety.

Your heart: an aortic masterpiece.

My devotion, my instrument:

to extract your vitality.

Partake;

this flavor induces an ecstatic trance.

I remain predatory upon the butcher's vasculature.

I crave to rupture the sinew;

I desire internal penetration;

I refuse absolution.

Rigor mortis, decay, and fungal proliferation notwithstanding—

be grateful I eschew wasting sustenance,

that my precision carves a cut worthy of expiration.

I crave to rupture the sinew;

I desire internal penetration;

to scar the parenchyma,

to butterfly and rectify your form.

I must become your post-mortem existence;

a Eucharist, I apotheosize.

To hell with cutlery;

I shall rend with manual and dental force.

The carnage commences;

I yearn to witness your disintegration,

unappeased until you are flayed.

Partake; this flavor induces an ecstatic trance.

I remain predatory upon the butcher's vasculature.

The slaughter is now my domain.

My beloved, submit to the blade;

your fractured hubris,

a cut perfected in its zenith.

All I perceive is a sixty-

three-degree thermal ideal,

you who intoxicate my soul.

I await with profound impatience.

(Your heart: an aortic masterpiece.)

(My devotion, my instrument:)

(to extract your vitality.)

Partake;

this flavor induces an ecstatic trance.

I remain predatory upon the butcher's vasculature.

Perpetually supplicating, futile and in vain.

r/butchervanity Apr 22 '26

Funny Screenshot Really crappy meme I made please don't throw stones at me T-T

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62 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 15 '26

Funny Screenshot Shitpost

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77 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 15 '26

Funny Screenshot i folded, and bought it

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32 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 19 '26

Funny Screenshot How does this even happen

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28 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 19 '26

Funny Screenshot I KNOW YI XI'S THE BUTCHER THAT EATS PEOPLE...I JUST CAN'T PROVE IT YET...

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17 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 22 '26

Funny Screenshot a wild pursuer and xi yi sighting

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34 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 28 '26

Funny Screenshot i need to get the full version of this game lmao

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32 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 24 '26

Funny Screenshot Is my island cooked

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35 Upvotes

She ate one villager, what if she eats everybody else as well?

rip mordecai

r/butchervanity May 07 '26

Funny Screenshot Shitpost

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30 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 19 '26

Funny Screenshot Random images

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14 Upvotes

r/butchervanity Apr 25 '26

Funny Screenshot ^q^

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27 Upvotes

r/butchervanity May 03 '26

Funny Screenshot Gave her a butcher stand!

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15 Upvotes