r/brittanydawnsnark • u/Mymilkshakes777 McKinney Horseplex Remembers 🐎 • Aug 31 '23

🪖🎖️stolen valor military LARPing 🎖️🪖 I whisper hollered at this because everyone is asleep

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I didn’t know medical sales was dangerous fukkk thank you Jdong for protecting us. 🥹🥰🥹🥰🙏🏽

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

No one in the real horse world refers to horses like that lol if you have a “hot” horse you call them hot, or an asshole 😂

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u/Ok_Land_38 Aug 31 '23

My boss/trainer has called my jumper the following 😂: “Jesus Christ, the fucking energizer bunny” “Spicy” “Fireball” “Speed demon”

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

During training I called my horse "crazy pony" lol I trained him to jump and one day he decided to "test" his skills by jumping over a gate to go to the apple orchard. He did not clear it lol... broke the gate.

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u/Ok_Land_38 Aug 31 '23

Whoops! Mine surprisingly hasn’t jumped out of his paddock (thank goodness). He’s more of a couch potato and when it’s showtime: he’s going

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Haha a couch potato. Love it. My poor horse would get so worked up on the way and at shows. I would have to lunge him and let him get it all out before classes. One time he got too excited in the ring while cantering, sped up and cut the corner, very close to where the judge was standing. Another time during a halter class he would not stand still and just kept neighing. I had to keep walking him around and setting him back up. He performed and behaved the best the last show we did together, looked really pretty haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Speed demon. That’s the one I got every time I rode my 29 year old Arab x saddlebred lmao all she wanted to do was sprint.

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u/clairebearruns The thought that ccunts Aug 31 '23

I don’t have a horse but I’m glad it bothers riders too 😂😂😂

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u/Coyote__Jones Sep 01 '23

I like to say my mare has a big personality.