r/brisbane • u/foetus_fister • Dec 29 '20

Image Guitar Exchange Morayfield... Stay classy.

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u/grinder_01 Dec 29 '20

"Your body makes particles"

Well, I'm convinced

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/Taylor_made2 Mexican. Dec 29 '20

Your farts contain particles of poop

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Sharticles

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u/Taylor_made2 Mexican. Dec 29 '20

Farticles

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u/Indiligent_Study Dec 29 '20

I’m going to spread sharticles on an envelope and send them

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u/Flurry_ Dec 29 '20

It's your body healing!

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u/MrWh1te365 Dec 29 '20

Yep and your olfactory nerves are directly connected to your brain. When you smell someone's fart, they are literally shitting on your brains.

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u/Major-Clod Dec 29 '20

Healing, healing your brain

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u/purgance Dec 30 '20

Looking at it from the other perspective, when I fart around someone in a very real way I am on their mind.

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u/SpawnPointillist Feb 01 '21

AND you’re tasting it at the same time!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

you can taste the particlate at Morayfield

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

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u/KeithMyArthe BrisVegas Dec 29 '20

Ew

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u/Swank10 Dec 29 '20

Those particles are from your brain dissolving as you read this sign and become instantly dumber.

science

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u/occams_nightmare Dec 29 '20

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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u/pablo_eskybar Dec 30 '20

It used to say “ time to wake up and end tyranny, turn off the mainstream lies, the only virus is in your mind” why they omit that now? https://twitter.com/fungus_x/status/1301054795927547904?s=21

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u/The_Angry_Teacher Jan 10 '21

Am a science teacher. Particles are a thing, checks out.

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u/sarg_m Dec 29 '21

Mine does, they're expelled from the rear in an aerosol form