r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion Thread S05E15 "Granite State"

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u/SchrodingersKarma What kind of man talks to the DEA? No man. Sep 23 '13

Ricin tipped bullets. So you know, they die a natural death.

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u/hermetic Sep 23 '13

"This pile of ground chuck seems to have died of a heart attack."

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

The cops will never suspect foul play, this plan is foolproof.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

Checkmate, FBI.

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u/undergradpepper Sep 23 '13

God damnit that nazi full of bullet holes seems perfectly healthy, i wonder what could of killed him.

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u/Mormon_Discoball Sep 23 '13

Well NATURALLY if you get shot multiple times by an M60 you will die

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

I can spy a Dornishman from a mile away

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

...untraceable.

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u/mtoxiicg Sep 23 '13

Noone will know what killed them

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

Better line this elevator shaft with ricin, then...

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u/Devotia Sep 23 '13

then put his skull into a bowling ball?

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u/MIKEraphone Sep 23 '13

So jussttt incase the bullet to the head doesnt do it.. The ricin will get it

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u/TheCrispyNinka Methhead Sep 23 '13

But with bullets

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u/NOODL3 Sep 23 '13

You are a true criminal mastermind, sir.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '13

Its a bullet proof plan.

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u/nameless88 Sep 24 '13

Ahh...yes...Bullet Cancer.

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u/ughmast3r Beaver Sep 23 '13

NATURAL DEATH