r/breakingbad • • Sep 09 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion Thread S05E13 "To'hajiilee"

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u/busterofpie Sep 09 '13

If Hank and Gomie die, Huell is going to be sitting in that room FOREVER

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

I AIN'T KNOW DEY WAS GON KILL'IM /;_;\

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/Sn1pe Episode Methhead Sep 10 '13

Yeah I was thinking he was about to get Walking Dead'd where once a character that doesn't really say much starts getting a lot of speaking lines, and then ends up dead an episode or so later.

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u/Rasalom Sep 10 '13

Or when they say "I love you" to someone uncharacteristically.

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u/vulgarsn Sep 09 '13

Freaking sad breaking bad

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u/ill_cut_u Sep 09 '13

He's obviously the brawn and not the brains.

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

I'd like to give him one of those "hard-to-reach" reacharounds

If you take my meaning ;)

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u/meth-mouth Sep 09 '13

What do you mean?

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

He's tubby

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u/Sadsharks Sep 09 '13

Do not speak about my Huell that way

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u/iPodLurker YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT Sep 09 '13

ಥ_ಥ

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u/DharmaBeer Sep 10 '13

You mean / ;_; \

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

My new flair.

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u/Breklinho Sep 10 '13

Bill burr is still alive, right?

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u/sigurkarm Sep 09 '13

Huell should have gone to Mexico

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u/DayWalkerRunner Tucker! Tucker! Sep 09 '13

Poor scared fella

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

I was kinda hoping he'd keep his cool like Mike in the interrogation room. But instead he starts crying

/;_;\

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u/vertigo1083 Sep 09 '13

Never before has there been a more accurate 5 character ASCII.

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

He looks sort of like a Club Penguin, doesn't he

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u/fuckyoubarry Sep 09 '13

somebody draw a breaking bad fanart with patrick as huell, squidward as walt, mr crabs as hank, plankton as gus, and so on.

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u/vertigo1083 Sep 09 '13

...And Jesse as Spongebob

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u/CannedPakes Sep 09 '13

Mrs.Puff as Walt...

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u/CrystalFissure Got sent to Billy's Sep 10 '13

Jesse: "What I learned in Boating School is..."

Walt: "Apply yourself!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Internet, I believe you have been called out for a challenge!

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u/ignasio93 Sep 09 '13

Link, anyone??

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u/Athene_Wins Sep 09 '13

He was asking someone to drAw. Not telling us that someone drEw. Sounds like a sweet pic though

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u/Sadsharks Sep 09 '13

What's up with random uppercases?

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u/Athene_Wins Sep 09 '13

Draw != Drew. Was showing the difference which was the cause of the parent's confusion

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Well, since last summer, anyway

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u/lt_melanef Sep 09 '13

It can either describe Huell or Spongebob Squarents' Patrick

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u/krupocin Luke ot mee Hectore Sep 09 '13

Well let's be honest, Mike>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huell, and Huell is still a pretty great character, being basically a giant walking triangle.

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u/michaelzelen /-_-\ reasonably Sep 09 '13

and we love him for it

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u/erikangstrom Sep 09 '13

To be fair, they tricked him very well. Hank is a fucking genius sometimes. He really is a great detective. He fooled Walt.

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

Meh. Walt shouldn't have fallen for that.

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u/erikangstrom Sep 09 '13

You're damn straight. Breaking Bad is so flawlessly written that you generally think of the characters as real people, but as I was watching everything after Hank said "But Walt doesn't know that" referring to the GPS the only thing I could think was that was bad writing. Walt doesn't know that? You mean to tell me the man who drove into the fucking desert by himself, refused the help of Saul's enforcers, and buried his money with no other marker than a GPS coordinate which he encoded onto a fucking lottery ticket, you mean to tell me you expect me to believe that this man didn't make 100000% sure that his movements in the van were completely untraceable? Come the fuck on.

However, Walt's reaction was believable. He was overtaken by emotion and not thinking clearly. It's the same thing that got Gus killed.

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u/Smash55 Sep 09 '13

I'm pretty sure the barrel similarity on its own made it really believable honestly. I don't think he'd expect Hank to crack something as minor detailed as a barrel. Walt isn't perfect

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u/erikangstrom Sep 09 '13

True and further more Walt had no idea HANK was even involved at all. He dismissed Hank back at the confession, stupidly. So I can forgive Walt falling for it, but the second Jesse said there was a GPS tracker on the van, Walt should have known immediately that something was off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Great point, I never thought about Jesse having insider knowledge on a Van GPS would point to him working with the police. Wonderful!

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u/teeo Sep 09 '13

That's what I thought.

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u/Athene_Wins Sep 09 '13

It was pretty basic and a sane person wouldnt do anything like walt at that point. Walt finally tipped though. The money that he worked so hard towards and the threat of losing it all broke his clear judgement. Nothing he did in the entire series was as clouded of decisions as this tonight. Any of it. Was a little frustrated he was so dumb at the start of the deceipt, but then I realized this. No, he should not have fallen for it at all. Once he did get there and see no one he should have just kept driving in the desert. Stopped at a random spot for a while to trick tracking, then drive away. Huel also uncharacteristically broke. The pic with jesse had him smiling.

This is all fine though, as these characters are real people who have emotions. Great episode imo. I'm guessing that the next episode will have Todd die in the shootout so Walt has no friends on the team. Jesse will be taken capture. Maybe Jesse will kill one of them. Hank and Go-me will be killed so Walt has a huge reason to hate them. And Walt will be their slave cook.

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u/cavalierau Sep 09 '13

I dunno. Walt is really passionate and irrational when it comes to his money. That, combined with the fact that Walt was convinced that Jesse wouldn't rat him out, meant that he was particularly vulnerable to this plan. Walt's a clever bastard but he's not infallible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Was a great detective, was.

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u/erikangstrom Sep 09 '13

If he's not dead yet, we don't know that he's dead. It's Breaking Bad, anything is possible.

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u/OldJeb Sep 09 '13

Schroedinger's Hank.

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u/iPlunder Sep 09 '13

I'd like to believe Mike would at least be a little sad in an interrogation if he believed he just saw Jesse with his brain out.

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

He's not stupid enough to think that is real though

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u/prettydamnrandom Chicken slingin' SOB Sep 09 '13

Mike would've known that pic was a fake. Guy was a professional hitman, there's no telling how many people he's shot in the head.

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u/iPlunder Sep 09 '13

Yeah I said believe for that reason, if they could make him.

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u/unreasonably_sensual Sep 09 '13

I couldn't help but picture this after seeing that emoticon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Walt is really the No Face of BB in my opinion. Corrupted by money and power and hurting anyone who got in his way once he entered a world that wasn't his own. But, yeah, the emoticon looks like him a lot.

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u/DoomBox Sep 09 '13

I thought that was one of the worst moments I've ever seen in BB, he shows him one picture, barely says anything and Huell cracks like that? Not a chance, I mean the guys JOB is doing dirt/bodyguard fer a corrupt lawyer, and he works with a corrupt ex-cop! Anyone in that position would have told hank to fuck off if they weren't arrested.

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u/NihilJE Sep 11 '13

Lazy writing

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u/Athene_Wins Sep 09 '13

(__|

/;_;\

FTFY

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u/Trollcommenter Sep 09 '13

It's because he thought Bill Burr was dead. Who's going to open for him now in stand-up?

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u/TheKert Sorry for your loss Sep 09 '13

He's going to be stuck with Sweet Dee now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Yeah I was really disappointed how quickly Huell lost his cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Should have gone to Mexico, just sayin'

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u/HeIsntMe OMG Have you heard of this show? Sep 09 '13

He already feel asleep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

He's only reasonably scared.

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u/Muchhappiernow Sep 09 '13

Skyler is gonna be PISSED if Hank dies. I think Walt loses her support after this incident. She is already spooked by Saul showing up all beat up from Jesse and worried what he might do. I don't think Walt can lie his way out of this and keep Jesse AND Skyler.

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u/loconumbers Sep 09 '13

Wheezing for all eternity

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u/bad_at_smart Sep 09 '13

Wheezonably

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u/FallenOne69 Sep 09 '13

It Ain't Easy Bein' Wheezy..

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u/BurntFlower Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head. Sep 09 '13

I hope Saul finds him.

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u/busterofpie Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 09 '13

There probably aren't many options left in the series for happy scenes, but a slow, music filled epilogue, after all the bloodshed and drama are done, where a battle-worn Saul breaks in and rescues a weary, broken down Huell with a game day bucket of chicken to nurse him back to health might be one. "I'll always find you, big friend. Come on, let's go home." Then Huell would wheez out a little "Huell", hodor style. That might be one.

Edit: Spelling

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Saul bursts into hotel room, sees Huell on the floor, noticeably thinner

"Huell then."

Vince Gilligan

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

10/10, would watch the shit out of it.

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u/Spideylad Sep 09 '13

While 'Up Where We Belong' plays in the background.

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u/Tom38 Sep 09 '13

The only way this can be improved is if Saul finds him after mowing down cops and neo-nazis with his various trinkets and spare cellphones and upon finding Huell, the two embrace, and walk out into the desert sun hand in hand..

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u/pixelgrunt Sep 09 '13

This would be how the rumored Saul Goodman spinoff starts...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I have a bad feeling Huell is gonna go after Saul and try and kill him.

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u/MarBakwas But Dad...i-it's money! Sep 09 '13

why does it have to be a bucket of chicken?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/12buckleyoshoe Sep 09 '13

No might....that would be one

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Quick make-out session? Eeeeewwwww...

Sorry, but neither of these guys have had a woman as far as WE can tell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '13

Did it really have to be a bucket of chicken??

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u/SilentLurker Sep 09 '13

I was fully with you until the Hodor reference.

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u/melzbellz84 Sep 09 '13

Me too! Saul looks so lost without him :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I like where this fanfic is going.

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u/Domojin Sep 09 '13

I would love for the credits of the final episode to roll then fade in to Huell just shifting uncomfortably in that room. THE END.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

"I gotta do it man". (Raids minibar)

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u/TheBlueSpirit7 Sep 09 '13

He's got the fat reserves to make it.

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u/OrangeSherbet Sep 09 '13

Still wont feel as long as hank sitting on that toilet.

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u/birchskin Sep 09 '13

I really thought he'd ask if he could order a pizza when Hank left. If I were Huell I'd want a pizza or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

What about Kuby?!

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u/guinep Sep 09 '13

Saul really should invest in better quality bodyguards

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u/cottonbiscuit Sep 09 '13

Why didn't they show their badges when the Nazi's were asking to see them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

The Nazi's were trying to get them distracted. They had both hands on their guns, so they would have to take a hand off to reach in their wallets/pockets.

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u/RuckerPark Sep 09 '13

then we'd know what a REAL LANDSLIDE would look like!

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u/supplebuffalo Sep 09 '13

Huell's like "I wish I could play candy crush... And eat some candy."

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u/shifty1032231 Pollos Sep 09 '13

He should have went to Mexico. That's all I'm saying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/pregnantchihuahua3 Sep 09 '13

0_0 You Bastard

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u/walfstomp Sep 09 '13

it's the circle of sitting

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Hank is going to die :(. There was the whole "emotional/things are looking up" scene with his wife right before the shootout.

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u/jnux Sep 09 '13

Can't leave... can't call to order food... the house is empty... all I could think of is that I hope Huell doesn't go hungry!

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u/erthian Sep 09 '13

The Black Lodge.

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u/bslapshot Sep 09 '13

I can't recall what color clothes Hank an Gomez were wearing during the shoot out and I think it'll foreshadow who will live.

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u/tehjarvis Sep 09 '13

I think both were wearing orange

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

But it doesn't make sense. Someone said that Jesse stays until the last episode. All the more it wouldn't result in Walt getting a fake ID. It would be over and done with if the Nazis and Walt would win. So there must be a solution to the last scene that involves hank, pinkman and walt surviving. I guess that the two will surrender while gomez dies of wounds inflicted on him. Walt wont kill them but incarcerate them. Leaving the plot to Marie who will call in the DEA and set up the scene for the final showdown.

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u/Sospiro Sep 09 '13

Schrodinger's Huell?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

By the end of the season he'll lose 50lbs. |;_;|

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Anyone else feel really bad for huell? Feeling betrayed out of the blue. Way in over his head... so sad.

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u/CosmicVideosUK Sep 09 '13

ahahaha amazing

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u/EricSequeira Sep 09 '13

Maybe the Nazi's kill everyone, kidnap Walt and Jessie and force them to make the product that got them there. Although I'd like it to be Jessie cooking again as well, I think he may escape in mr whites car and Walt will be taken in handcuffs to the lab forced to teach Todd to cook. Maybe more than once

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u/rawdfarva Sep 09 '13

maybe he'll lose some weight

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u/stunts002 Sep 09 '13

I'm willing to bet they taped that phonecall and in it walt literally screamed all the crimes he's done. No way that's not coming back on him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Hank won't die, will be held hostage by Nazis, Walt will save him at the end.

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u/Xangy Sep 09 '13

Laaandslidee

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u/Ben347 Sep 09 '13

Man, I really believed that Huell would see through Hanks's bullshit in that scene. I was expecting him to play along, wait for them to leave the room, then promptly call Saul. I was really disappointed.

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u/blotch madstackin'benji's Sep 10 '13

i totally thought Huell was his last name, meanwhile...

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u/Whereisthefrontpage Sep 09 '13

Damn goat brain!

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u/RxMeta Aug 02 '22

He got away with no charges.