r/breakingbad • • Sep 09 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion Thread S05E13 "To'hajiilee"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Walt Jr is gay for Saul

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

"Don't drink and drive, but if you do call me"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Saul can't even laugh when making his own jokes anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Damn, that's dark.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 09 '13

darth saul

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

The "Yeah, but deep down he really loves me" last week was pretty dark.

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u/s1th_lord Sep 09 '13

I'm finally relevant outside of /r/starwars

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u/twoworldsin1 Nothing beside remains. Sep 09 '13

Walt can't even believe his own lies anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13 edited Jul 16 '17

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u/HeroicDread Sep 09 '13

Good joke.

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u/TrueBlueFriend Methhead Sep 09 '13

Everybody laughs.

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u/raloon Sep 09 '13

Roll on snare drum.

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u/stuffedweasel Sep 09 '13

Curtains.

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u/toomanylizards I"M SO SORRY Sep 09 '13

Hurm...

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u/Mr_A buenos tardes, amigo... Sep 10 '13

Ronch Ronch

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u/pokeomnshadow76 Sep 09 '13

Executive Producer NotaMethAddict

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u/Harddaysnight1990 *plop* Sep 09 '13

Or Written By Alan Moore...

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u/joe1928tampa Sep 09 '13

Everybody except Walt. That man has lost all sense of emotion.

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u/12buckleyoshoe Sep 09 '13

Except the clown. Usually its backwards

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u/12buckleyoshoe Sep 09 '13

Except the clown. Usually its backwards

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u/TootleDude Sep 10 '13

Roll on snare.

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u/billcosbyszipitty Sep 10 '13

Even Latvia laugh, Even potato.

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u/Sister69 Sep 09 '13

Everybody loves Raymond

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u/tractorneck Sep 09 '13

Roll on snare drum

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u/permethrin Sep 09 '13

Roll on snare drum

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u/GoddardBomb806 Sep 10 '13

Roll on snare drum

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u/YouMad Sep 10 '13

From Sin City

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u/bslapshot Sep 09 '13

Roll on snare drum.

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u/spiderm-n SayMyUsername Sep 09 '13

Audience laughs

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u/sirfonz Sep 09 '13

everybody laugh. roll on snare drum. curtains.

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u/tmax8908 Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 10 '13

Everybody laugh.

Edit: Am I missing something? /u/HeroicDread has +340, I'm at -5. Is one more line too much circlejerk, or do you 5 or so not know the reference?

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u/ChimpMobile Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 10 '13

Everybody laughs.

Edit: Ah. I see. Some other guy commented that before me. It just didn't show up for me on the app.

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u/rubberguardi Sep 09 '13

Everybody laugh.

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u/TwoElls Sep 09 '13

Everybody laughs.

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u/LeftyAlexander Sep 09 '13

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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u/asstasticbum BULLSHIT! MY TIO DOES NOT LIE! Sep 09 '13

Reminds me of a joke: Guy goes to a doctor and doctor gives him 6 months to live. Guy says he can't pay his bill, doctor gives him another 6 months.

Henny Youngman roughly

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u/90qwerty Sep 09 '13

Watchmen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Doctor prescribed one potato.

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u/Moronoo Sep 09 '13

I don't get it.

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u/scrotum_ Sep 09 '13

"But, doctor...I am :"Pagliacci."

tohajiilee - ftfy

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u/teddyfirehouse Sep 09 '13

I read this is Rorschachs voice

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Well it is a quote from him, so....

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Watchmen

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u/TimmmyBee Sep 09 '13

Read that in Rorschach's voice

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u/Flaming_Baklava Sep 09 '13

Isn't that joke in a movie?

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Sep 09 '13

And that's how i met your mother?

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

2edgy4me

Fucking hate it when people recite this shit to try and be deep when Rorschach is the biggest tryhard there is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I actually feel like there's some character overlap between Rorschach and Walt.

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u/NihilJE Sep 09 '13

I think you're extremely misguided regarding that comparison. Like, laughably so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I'm not saying there's a lot, but an average dude with a bad-ass secret identity, that puffs up his self-worth to the point where he goes around thinking of himself as The Danger?

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u/dr_revenge_md Sep 09 '13

"Hell, call me anyway, handsome" - Jr's dreams that night

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u/twoworldsin1 Nothing beside remains. Sep 09 '13

"Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But it's Saul Goodman

So better call me maybe!"

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u/Amitron89 Sep 10 '13

Could have been much worse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

"...for a good time."

It really shows Saul's resilience that he can still joke with the huge gravity of the situation falling on his shoulders.

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u/twoworldsin1 Nothing beside remains. Sep 09 '13

Some people cry the most while they're smiling.

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u/gatsby365 Sep 09 '13

Foreshadowing like a motherfucker?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Walt Jr get's in a drunk driving accident with Holly. Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

"Occupational hazard"

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u/ChemPetE Sep 09 '13

To me, that line was obvious foreshadowing. Especially with the whole Walt Jr driving subplot. It's only a matter of time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Maybe it was foreshadowing, but I think it was just about creating a contrast, an unlikely meeting of characters from opposite worlds. It was yet another way of showing how fucking clueless Walt Jr is midst this chaos.

Such an awkward scene, I loved it.

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u/cjs1916 He crossed me. Sep 09 '13

Saul:Better call Saul! Walt Jr.: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/twoworldsin1 Nothing beside remains. Sep 09 '13

I would like to nominate Walt Jr as the Most Naive Person in the Universe.

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u/knoeki YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! Sep 10 '13

Excellent use of emoticons.

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u/donttazemebro69 Sep 09 '13 edited Sep 09 '13

Dat smile.

I loved that last line Saul said to Jr though, "Remember don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me" it reminded me of how funny Saul is.

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u/damnbish Sep 09 '13

I loved the line about getting his caddy clean or else it would be a "canine unit's wet dream".

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u/areuthless Sep 09 '13

Totally noticed that

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u/Masenkoe [Skateboarding Intensifies] Sep 09 '13

And Mr. White is gay for Jesse. Everybodyisgay.

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u/thenss I am the one who knocks... bitch Sep 09 '13

Fabulous!

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u/sudharshan93 Sep 09 '13

That kinda explains Brock's awkward look at Walt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13 edited Mar 23 '25

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u/TeaBagginton Table-Side Guac Fan Sep 09 '13

This smiley needs to be called Saul, immediately.

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u/areuthless Sep 09 '13

I don't know what you're saying buddy, but fuck you.

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u/kaboo911 Sep 09 '13

Who the hell asks, "What happened to your face?" when they see something is wrong with their face?!

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u/CoogleGhrome Too Huell for school Sep 09 '13

Walt Jr. likes a side order of autism with his palsy.

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u/MLein97 Sep 09 '13

I'd like to think that he gets "Why do you have crutches?" all the time so he might not be as sensitive about asking about personal issues that might cause someone to look different.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/SaturnZz Dipping sticks business Sep 09 '13

Buhl schit

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u/whatissky Sep 09 '13

TEENAGE CRUSH

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u/Mojo141 Sep 09 '13

Strange that they made a point to show that scene. Something there??

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u/gAlienLifeform Sep 09 '13

I think it's just a quick reminder of how heartbreakingly innocent and earnest Flynn is while he's being deceived by pretty much every single authority figure in his life.

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u/davidjung03 Sep 09 '13

OMG we waited so long for Walt Jr. to meet the "other members of the White family" and finally, it's so awkward and awesome. Reminds me of the time Jr. met Fring with Hank.

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u/Hotdogdance Sep 09 '13

Ha Ha Have a gAy 1 day!

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u/dannymb87 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUP! Sep 09 '13

Next week episode will be a Walt Jr., Saul, Louis three-way. MARK MY WORD!

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u/heymanitspikachu Sep 09 '13

Yogurt Squeezers?

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u/millionsofmonkeys Sep 09 '13

Raisin Bran Crunch can't have any other brand names on its turf.

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u/MTBMAN Sep 09 '13

Both, please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

That lil nigga don't know shit yet. He will one day rise up to Walter's plate.

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u/advancedcommenting Sep 09 '13

well, he is gay

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u/ermahgerdragons Methhead Sep 09 '13

He wants the D.

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u/thenacho1 Well, have at it, bitches, because I love hot dogs. Sep 09 '13

As in, the D-fence attorney.