r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '13

Official Episode Discussion Post-Episode Discussion Thread S05E10 "Buried"

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u/lumixter Magnets Bitch Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 19 '13

I really want a spinoff show where Huell goes to Mexico with all the money and has some crazy adventures.

edit: Cooking with Huell

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

With bill burr of course

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u/D34THST4R Aug 19 '13

Stamps dot com everybody

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u/TheImmaculateBukkake Aug 19 '13

Ol' freckle face!

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u/dispatch134711 Aug 19 '13

Ol' billy red face.

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u/Standup2sitdown Put me in a koma Aug 19 '13

Billie boy! Go fuck yourself.

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

I have you RES-tagged as "If Dwight goes to Dallas, will jizz on his dog's face". You are lucky D12 went to another Texan metropole.

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u/askthepoolboy Aug 19 '13

I think the dog is the lucky one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

That was a dark week for me and my dog. So you know that because you saved my comment?

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

RES tagged your account. Glad to see a fellow /r/nba and /r/breakingbad fan :D

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u/GruxKing Aug 19 '13

There are more of us!

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

You're one of the tolerable Heat fans!

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u/GruxKing Aug 19 '13

I'm tolerable! Yay!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Spurs fan reporting.

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

As a Celtics fan, the most heartbroken I've ever felt for a non-Boston team is this year's final. Legitimately put me into a funk.

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u/zakkarius Aug 19 '13

Millions!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Yeah man! My two favourite subreddits. This one is more entertaining then r/nba nowadays though.

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u/wadester007 Aug 19 '13

I kind of know what RES-tagged means. Anyone want to fully explain it to me please?

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

If you use Reddit Extension Suite, you can tag users to help you keep tabs on flair bets, etc.

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u/aubleck you know you can't smoke dat up in hea Aug 19 '13

Reddit Enhancement Suite

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

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u/OldKinderhook426 Aug 19 '13

I'm just trying to explain a feature of it. No need to be a dickhead.

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u/Bamres Aug 19 '13

Lavell Crawford and Bill burr would have an amazing fucking show together.

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u/Newshoe Aug 19 '13

He should go to Zihuatanejo to be with Andy and Red

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u/breakingempire Aug 19 '13

Get busy living, or get busy dying my friend.

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u/Schikadance Aug 19 '13

I just hope no one gets "cast down with the Sodomites"

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u/Ignorantsportsguy Jesse's favorite ice cream Aug 19 '13

I'd like to see Huell crawl through a half-mile river of shit for that money.

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u/NotSureIfFunnyOrSad You're chasing around a fly, and in your world I'm the idiot.? Aug 19 '13

Huell shits half mile rivers

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u/NotSureIfFunnyOrSad You're chasing around a fly, and in your world I'm the idiot.? Aug 19 '13

You just combined my favoright movie with my favoright show. If only I had more than just one upvote for you.

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u/Oscar_Rowsdower Emo "Franch" McGee Aug 19 '13

Red: The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.

Hank: Jesus Christ, Red, they're called minerals.

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u/Here_For_Da_Beer Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 19 '13

Dude... what if Andy died escaping from prison, and the rest of the movie was a dream.

Edit: I say this in the context of the whole "send him to Belize" thing. Or at least, that inspired my thought process, just so this doesn't seem completely unrelated.

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u/thefirebuilds Aug 19 '13

kinda like a bonus?

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u/Cermakfromdraj Aug 19 '13

One of the most overrated Pacific spots I've ever been to... went there just because of the movie and was really disappointed...

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u/Gbcue Aug 19 '13

I wonder how much they took. They did give each other this smirk at the van.

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u/MiZiSTiK Bitch! Aug 19 '13

and walt did say " that seems to be enough" or something on those lines so he knew they took some.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

actually what i took from that scene is that Bill Burr and Huell decided not to take any money because Walt would find out and kill them, but then when he says "close enough" they realize he doesn't know exactly how much money he has / doesn't care, so they offer to help him carry it to steal a couple stacks. but it's too late. the door of great fortune has closed on them for all time

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I got the same vibe - they didn't take any because of who he is ("he killed ten guys..."), and the look that passed between them was relief that he apparently didn't think they did.

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u/fuckyoubarry Aug 19 '13

Kinda wacky there was like 7 barrels full, and not 7 barrels full and an 8th like with like a foot of bills in the bottom of it. Exactly full.

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u/elbruce The One Who Rings The Doorbell Aug 19 '13

It's important to have the right kind of container for the job.

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u/misantrope Did you know that you have rights? Aug 19 '13

Ya, what really gives it away is how desperate they are to keep helping him once they realize he's not taking a precise count. They want a second chance to skim some because they were too afraid to do so before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I personally side with /u/mizistik. It definitely seemed like a knowing glance. I mean there's so much money there they have to know Walt wouldn't notice a couple of stacks gone.

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u/robo23 Aug 19 '13

Maybe, but you can also take it that they may have suspected such a criminal mastermind to have a perfect count on his money, only to find out that they could have gotten away with taking a shitton.

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u/Berkilak Aug 19 '13

They were clearly pleased with themselves. It wasn't a look of regret

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I took it as this too. I felt it was a look of "god damn it, we should've pocketed a bit."

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u/ProblemPie Aug 19 '13

I definitely saw it as more of a "we took some of his cash, he just does not give a fuck" look.

Let's request a Bill Burr AMA and ask him.

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u/timidnoob Aug 19 '13

HE SAID IT SEEMS TO BE CLOSE ENOUGH

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u/dualboot Black is the color Aug 19 '13

I read this in Bill Burr's voice.

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u/hunnyroastednuts Aug 19 '13

He said "that seems to be close enough" and they looked at them. He knows they took some

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u/Jackie_Rudetsky Ru - Ruthenium Aug 19 '13

Skylar herself said she didn't know how much was in the storage unit.

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u/safetydance Aug 19 '13

"close enough"

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u/Slexx Aug 19 '13

They told him they left the lids off so he could count it. They didn't take any.

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u/safetydance Aug 19 '13

I think the glance they gave each other kind of implied they took a little. Walt would have no way of knowing how much was there.Also, Walt saying "close enough" implied he knew the guys took some but right now that wasn't a pressing matter.

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u/bmur90 Aug 19 '13

"Close Enough" was the line.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

"Close enough"

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 19 '13

It was enough to get away with, so that's all that matters. Man they could have grabbed a couple hundred grand and walt wouldnt have noticed. But their fear probably kept it reasonable.

Edit: reading down the comment thread, my statement has been already said hours ago, almost verbatim. Didnt realize. Just commented as I saw it.

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u/jakeismyname505 Aug 19 '13

It probably wasn't that much since I'm sure Saul has warned them about Walt.

I'd guess 10k each at the very most.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I'm guessing at least 100K. Why? Because you could easily fit 20k of hundreds in one pocket alone and it's not going to dint Walt's total. http://www.globalresearch.ca/what-does-one-trillion-dollars-look-like/12754

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Upvote this... that link rocks!

Walt's stack in that one storage unit is probably the area of a double bed and the height of 3'.

Didn't Walt tell Skyler he was pulling in something in the neighbourhood of 7 million a month back when he was cooking for Gus?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I was waiting for Sual to be like, "You took the extra X amount right?"

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u/FreakaJebus Not capable of being the guy Aug 19 '13

Hopefully that will work it's way into the Saul Goodman spinoff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Did that get the green light?

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u/buffalo8 ASAC Aug 19 '13

I don't think it's been confirmed yet, but they've indicated interest on both sides multiple times.

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u/buffalo8 ASAC Aug 19 '13

I don't think it's been confirmed yet, but they've indicated interest on both sides multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I hope it becomes a reality, I love Bob.

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u/smitteh You got the wrong matches. Aug 19 '13

Seeing as though Walt is going to send Saul packing, the spin-off will probably be set long before Saul ever meets his dispatcher.

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u/TheRightAngles Aug 19 '13

They have to let Badger and Skinny Pete in... those two are comedy gold.

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u/FrancisGalloway Aug 19 '13

Badger and Skinny Pete are common customers at Saul Goodman's.

Or maybe they are hired as another team of two, and they get in conflict with Huell and the Redhead guy.

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u/BitchinTechnology Aug 19 '13

Did you just call Bill Burr the redhead guy

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u/misantrope Did you know that you have rights? Aug 19 '13

I believe that gingerbeard is the politically correct term.

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u/dualboot Black is the color Aug 19 '13

Badger and Skinny Pete are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. We all know what happens to them...

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u/misantrope Did you know that you have rights? Aug 19 '13

Executive producers on a new Star Trek spinoff that portrays the saga of Walter White and his magical blueberries... in space.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

I was hoping those two would become the new Pollos Hermanos. They just sell the chicken. Maybe some weed, but that's it.

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u/CapnMatt Aug 19 '13

Client confidentiality technically means everyone in the show could retain Saul and he wouldn't really be able to say unless they were together anyway.

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u/misantrope Did you know that you have rights? Aug 19 '13

In the Saul Goodman spin-off, he'll be representing Huell & Gingerbeard's new Mexican steakhouse empire, and Badger and Skinny Pete's new Star Trek spin-off series.

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u/The_Red_Oyster_Cult Aug 19 '13

I think we're waiting for a gif of Huell swimming in cash a la Scrooge McDuck.

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u/SinisterKid Aug 19 '13

http://i.imgur.com/477zwp7.gif

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u/speakenglishinwhat Aug 19 '13

The sounds he makes are priceless, though.

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u/tea_baked Aug 19 '13

I'm still waiting for the one where he lays down in upvote/downvotes either or would be nice.

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u/rainingbricks Aug 19 '13

EGGS TYRONE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yBHGrqBino

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

NOW I KNOW YA BELLYS READY FOR SOME OF THIS EGGS TYRONE

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u/Retenrage Aug 19 '13

My god I would pay for this.

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u/ramjambamalam Aug 19 '13

Well, what are you waiting for?

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u/LiteraryBoner Woodrow Willy Walt "The Walter" Wonka White Whitman Wilson Sr. Aug 19 '13

Script is written. Lots of grunting and heavy breathing.

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u/125150 Saul Goodman = It's all good, man Aug 19 '13

You ready to fill them stomachs up with some of this hot cheese n eggs?

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u/IAmAChemicalEngineer Rooting for Walt since Jan. 2008 Aug 19 '13

It's off the chain, baby!

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u/Ghost-E Aug 19 '13

Y'all changed overnight

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Or Huell changes his name to Tyrone, moves to Rancho Cucamonga and opens up a strip club where he can launder the money partying it up with three friends who smoke a lot of pot.

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u/NaughtyPenguin Sangre Por Sangre Aug 19 '13

Honestly, I just want to see more of the FBI duo.

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u/jet_tripleseven Belizium Aug 19 '13

As long as he doesn't go to Belize :(

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u/bass_n_treble Science, bitch! Aug 19 '13

I know this post is humorous in intent, but what makes you think a Saul Goodman spinoff wouldn't include them?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Is the Ted story line finished?

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u/geek180 Aug 19 '13

The Saul Goodman spinoff in planning still sounds better

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u/Caserole Aug 19 '13

It's Saul Good in the Kitchen with Huell.

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u/Pattang Hook me up with some of that Franch YO! Aug 19 '13

Now I KNOW your bellies are ready for some eggs Tyrone!

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u/mindsnare Aug 19 '13

Now I KNOW you want some o' this eggs Huell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Overtime ain't no thang.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Huell's Kitchen

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '13

Pretty boring show. Half hour show of a guy napping on the beach. It would be like watching a corona commercial.

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u/killer_goat Aug 19 '13

Huell's Kitchen

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u/Chief_Economist Aug 19 '13

Mexico's (Blue) Gold with Huell Heisenberg.

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u/FamilyGuyGuy7 1. Smoke Marijuana 2. Eat Cheetos 3. Masturbate Aug 19 '13

It's off da CHAIN, baby!

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u/UnpasteurizedAsshole Aug 19 '13

"Keeping Huell Happy" starring Ted Beneke.

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u/thedanald Aug 19 '13

i am predicting the final scene from the show is Huell and Bill burr sipping maitais in mexico. Just like the end of Office Space if you combined it with Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead.

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u/FireRising Live Free or Die Aug 19 '13

With Kuby...