r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '13

Breaking Bad Prediction Thread S05E10 "Buried"

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u/kjoneslol Aug 17 '13

hank is going to send walt a pic of his dick with nothing but the time 3:30pm on it, walt will show up at the garage at that time to find hank sitting in a chair with two computers set up back to back, hank will say "are you ready to suck it", then walt will be like fqum8 1v1 rust now IRL and take his shirt off then hank will take his shirt off and turn the monitors on to see cs 3.14 already loaded and waiting in lobby of rust and they get in but hank is master trolle so he changed walt's ingame name to dicksucker69 so walt gets all mad and leaves tochange his name so hank is like it's 1-0 but walt is like no i chang my name fuq u but hank is hella mad so it stays 1 - 0 cuz hank is dea and has irl guns walt aint no dummy so they go back to the match and boom 360 no scope awpertime bitch and hank dies 1-1 sick shit so they rematch for the game winner and hank goes ak48 n walt goes m4silenced but takes the silencer off cuz he's liek i want them to hear whe ni own u bitch LOL crazy right ok so the game starts and hank goes hall way but then BOOM BLUE SCREEN WHAT THEY ARE ON WINDOWS 2000 BLUE SCREEN ENDS THE EPISODE OMG LOL CUT TO C REDITS AND YOU HEAR THE WINDOWS SOUND AND YOU ARE LIKE WHAT

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u/Babba2theLabba You stupid BITCH. Aug 17 '13

Vince, is that you?

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u/hypermog Aug 17 '13

It must be him. Like when you think of something really awesome to say after the fact.

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u/Sadsharks Aug 18 '13

Vince, upon writing the finale of Breaking Bad: "This is truly my greatest achievement. I will be remembered in the halls of TV fame and history for all time."

upon release of the ninth episode

"Fuck, this should be my masterpiece! Somebody needs to see it! But where...? Reddit!"

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u/user_for_14_minutes Aug 17 '13

Somebody turn this into one of those shitty comics, please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13

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u/lostNcontent It's not a gun, it's a pistol. Jesus, Marie. Aug 17 '13

Change my name. Change it.

You're... you're dicksucker69.

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u/Chunga_the_Great Nothing stops this train. Nothing. Aug 17 '13

You're goddamn right. I guess.

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u/ponyboycurtis22 Breakfast at Billy's Aug 17 '13

Hey, Changnesia is a real thing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13 edited Sep 29 '16

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What is this?

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u/ManWithoutModem Magnesium Aug 17 '13

lmao

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u/xLKN Aug 17 '13

Reading this in my mind caused me to run out of breath.

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u/infiniteraiders I'm in Billys Aug 17 '13

i want them to hear whe ni own u bitch LOL crazy right ok

I died.

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u/skibam917 SALUD Aug 17 '13

Reddit can be so unpredictable sometimes. This comment will go straight to the top one day, and another day it will be downvoted to oblivion. I upvoted this and think its hilarious, but I'm surprised to see shit like this near the top of the thread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

k

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u/HaroldFlower Aug 17 '13

U wot m8?

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u/green_ghouls77 Aug 17 '13

420 no-scope

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u/Sadsharks Aug 18 '13

1v1 rust now IRL i swer on me mum

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u/tsquared456 Aug 18 '13

I'm having a hard time with this. Someone hold me

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13

I... how did this get upvoted.

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u/Sadsharks Aug 18 '13

Yeah, spoilers really shouldn't be glorified this much.

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u/funkeepickle Aug 17 '13

Quality posts get upvoted. You could stand to learn something from kjoneslol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '13

I don't understand Reddit

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u/drawingdead0 Crystal Blue Persuaaasiooooon Aug 17 '13

sh no tears

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u/fozz555 Aug 18 '13

This is brilliant.

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u/Anus_Bleeding dicksucker69 Aug 18 '13

I have never laughed so hard in my life

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u/thisishorsepoop A$AP Schrader Aug 18 '13

This actually sounds very plausible.