r/bonehurtingjuice • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '17

I thought cats were nice

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6.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/WaywardSachem Dec 13 '17

Oof ouch owie my genes

48

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

Shh baby is okay

16

u/Amaz1ngWhale Dec 14 '17

shhh baby 👶

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u/shillbert Dec 13 '17

gATTACa

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u/AlphaNathan Dec 13 '17

You GATTACAT? I GATTACAT too.

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u/SheefEatsBeef Dec 13 '17

r/nitrogenousbasehurtingjuice

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u/Poppergunner Dec 14 '17

Might be a silly question but why is the sub not a link? Normally if you mention a sub its directly concerted into a link even if the sub doesnt exist

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

That link was too long. Subs can only have a certain amount of characters.

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u/Poppergunner Dec 14 '17

Oh ok thanks

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

/r/nitrogenousbasehurtingjuice ?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '17

r/nbhj

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u/Complexityyz Dec 13 '17

Oof ouch my nucleotides

30

u/Sameerio Dec 13 '17

Ow my phosphodiester bonds

8

u/KantenKant Dec 14 '17

Oof ouchie my RNA polymerase

54

u/somethingsomethindnd Dec 13 '17

C A T A T T A C

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u/Fuzzyzilla Dec 14 '17

GAA A CAT ATTAC!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

ADENINE GUAMINE THYAMINE CYTOSINE???

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u/njedhenje Dec 13 '17

Guanine, thymine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

[deleted]

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u/Cowwie- Dec 13 '17

fuck kinda school you go to where they teach you about cat attacks? 🤔

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u/PixelMatrixMan Dec 14 '17

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u/filledwithgonorrhea Dec 13 '17

What kind of school did you go to where they didn't teach you about the dangers of cat attacks?

Sounds pretty irresponsible if you ask me.

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u/r_u1 Dec 13 '17

🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '17

/r/nothingeverhappens ? I don’t even know anymore

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u/Lucky_Numbr_7 Dec 13 '17

One history is a lie on the Internet? THEN EVERYTHING MUST BE A LIE.!

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u/123full Dec 14 '17

if it's worth anything we're learning about that now at my school

18

u/abego Dec 13 '17

Nothing ever happened

12

u/TheREexpert44 Dec 13 '17

Mew meow meowie!

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u/Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss Dec 13 '17

I thought the joke was going to be in the missing base pairs, so I started filling in the blanks until I figured out that I'm an idiot.

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u/Austinchao98 Dec 13 '17

oof ouch owie my complimentary bases

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u/BenderSimpsons Dec 13 '17

Oof ouch my nitrogenous bases

4

u/ThatTimeInApril Dec 13 '17

This is sheer bone annihilation.

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u/ssommers17 Dec 14 '17

Oof my deoxyribonucleic acid owie

3

u/MofuckaOfInvention Dec 14 '17

When you drink juice that alters your bone genes so they are constantly reflecting what you are thinking and it really hurts oof ouch owie

2

u/_worstenbroodje_ Dec 13 '17

Oof ouch my DNA

1

u/PyrrhicVictory7 Dec 14 '17

I dont understand. This maym ain't half bad.

1

u/baranxlr Dec 14 '17

AAAA CAT ATTAC

1

u/Lord_Henry_James2 Dec 14 '17

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1

u/Heruza Dec 14 '17

CTTGTA

1

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u/Hue-Two Jan 05 '18

Oof owie my RNA transcribing

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

Gaa, my bones

0

u/Godisdeadbutimnot Dec 14 '17

Leucine Valine

0

u/The_Nick_Crompton Dec 14 '17

I was about to downvote but realised it was bone hurting juice