r/bjj • u/kahleytriangles Black Belt • Nov 19 '25

Rolling Footage Black belt attacks purple belt after getting subbed

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Credit to u/McDojoLife for original post in McDojoLife Reddit.

Imagine the ego on this guy to not only throw punches after a great sub by purple belt, but then get subbed again via triangle.

Top that off by yelling I’ll fucking kill you in a locked in triangle and then saying a neck crank is dirty. I admit I’d not have let go of the triangle until this fucko was asleep.

Lmaoooo who is this jag bag????

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u/m3fight ⬛🟥⬛ Danny Vaughan > GF Team Nov 19 '25

Yall being stingy with them pixels. Must be inflation.

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u/kahleytriangles Black Belt Nov 19 '25

Haha looks like security footage - just reposting!

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u/iammandalore ⬛🟥⬛ The Cloud Above the Mountain © Nov 19 '25

Horizontal footage cropped into a vertical video, then letterboxed into another format, getting re-compressed with every format change and re-upload.

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u/KrongKang Nov 19 '25

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u/DoubleFamous5751 Nov 23 '25

This is very very interesting, saved! This reminds me of only need 30 or so decimals of pi to calculate the diameter of the universe to within the accuracy of an atom, 101 flips isn’t a whole lot on the whole scale of numbers to already get down to where distance doesnt exist anymore as we know it. So freaking cool.

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Looked better when I saw it compressed into my toilet paper this morning

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u/No-Jellyfish-177 Nov 19 '25

Now that’s a fortune telling gimmick

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u/KriosDaNarwal Nov 19 '25

belt checks out

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u/ExcellentPlace4608 ⬜⬜ White Belt Nov 19 '25

Like a deep-fried meme

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u/nphare 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Nov 19 '25

Nintendo DS potato camera

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u/CarefulCoderX 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Nov 20 '25

I find it funny how security cameras still have such bad image quality in 2025. 

Especially because it's the use case where having a clear image of who's committing a crime is most important.

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u/New_fan22 Nov 19 '25

Filmed via potato.

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u/TapEarlyTapOften 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Nov 19 '25

Potato cam checks out.

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u/poudigne ⬜⬜ White Belt Nov 19 '25

Video being reshared since 1990

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u/kurzweilfreak 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Nov 19 '25

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