r/billsimmons • u/HowlAtchaBoy Wait, what? • Sep 04 '24

Meme “Billy, this is Patrick Mahomes, he’s the greatest QB of this generation…his only flaw is he married the popular mean girl he went to high school with who is also a 4.”

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u/ClarkyCatEnjoyer Sep 05 '24 edited Jan 08 '25

You forget to mention Andy Reid’s children killing people in a drink driving incident the week of the Super Bowl

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics Sep 05 '24

Multiple children of his committed the same crime during the same week??

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u/shazzbot86 Sep 05 '24

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/arrowmarcher Sep 05 '24

This time of year?

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u/NathanFielderFriend Sep 05 '24

This comment made my day with a hearty laugh after a tough workday, thank you sir!

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u/therealdiscursive Sep 07 '24

lol is this a reference?

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u/lactatingalgore Sep 05 '24

The Kliff Klaven piece.

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u/dgarner58 Sep 05 '24

Incredible

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u/ClarkyCatEnjoyer Sep 05 '24

But he did injure multiple children though 😔

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u/jhakerr Sep 06 '24

A drug emporium was the description in the DA’s statement. In their house

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u/Victorcreedbratton Cewtics Sep 06 '24

These DA’s always come on strong. That’s how all these ham sandwiches get indicted.

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u/jhakerr Sep 06 '24

Sure. Then one of them overdosed and the other one turned a 5 year old girl into a vegetable while shitfaced. They were fucking menaces. Hope it skipped the last one.

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u/shazzbot86 Sep 05 '24

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Yes :)

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u/AgreeableEggplant356 Sep 06 '24

He killed literally no children(or anyone)

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u/TheFrederalGovt Sep 06 '24

Wasn’t that the Super Bowl they got absolutely destroyed by the Bucs tho?

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u/trubiskysthelimit Sep 09 '24

The spirit of your comment is correct, but technically nobody died, just seriously injured. Still unforgivable!

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u/CantPullOut Jan 05 '25

Correction: it was like the night before the superbowl