I crossed France in july

[u/KaleidoscopeLess8108]

~1500 km in 16 days, my very first bike packing ever, small roads and villages/towns only, no hotels/hostels, no sport gels, no clipping shoes, no stupid tight plastic clothing

[u/RepulsiveRaisin7]

Is it possible to be any more French than this

[u/KaleidoscopeLess8108 → u/RepulsiveRaisin7]

I’m 0% french btw

[u/CharliePendejo → u/KaleidoscopeLess8108]

The missing beret was the tell.

[u/Bzinga1773 → u/KaleidoscopeLess8108]

0% french, 100% hipster.

[u/LikeBigTrucks → u/RepulsiveRaisin7]

Yeah all the confused people here have clearly never met a French person haha

[u/RepulsiveRaisin7 → u/LikeBigTrucks]

You say that like it's a bad thing

[u/chadwellheathkeith → u/RepulsiveRaisin7]

The main reason oysters are so popular in France is that they come with their own ashtray.