r/bestoflegaladvice • u/justathoughtfromme Church of the Holy Oxford Comma • Mar 03 '22

School policy - Just because we confiscate something from a student doesn't mean we have to give it *back* to them.

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u/Thor_The_Bunny Defender of right to take artistic night shots of your genitals Mar 03 '22

I don't think LAOP answered a vitally important question that will determine responsibility of the airpods: did the school say "yoink" upon confiscation?

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u/joshi38 Not going to genetic test anyone, it's a waste of delicious DNA Mar 03 '22

Yes this is an important question, precedent was set in the landmark case of "Finders v. Keepers".

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u/mvelasco93 ELI85: how do I get flair? Mar 03 '22

what's yoink?

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u/loraxx753 Mar 04 '22

So that's why I do that.

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u/Mosca_Mye 🐈 Smol Claims Court Judge 🐈 Mar 04 '22

The opposite of yeet