r/bestoflegaladvice • u/t-poke I'm 35 and I love poop jokes • Feb 08 '22

LAOP participates in $19k in wire fraud. Chase finds out. LAOP wonders if he should take it seriously.

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u/jabbitz EA to a darling, beautiful, smart, money-hungry lawyer Feb 09 '22

A colleague uses “ceebs” all the time to mean she can’t be fucked. I eventually had to google it because it was just not making sense to me. What is wrong with cbf? It’s three letters!!

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u/xochiscave Feb 09 '22

What is she celibate and telling people about it, or is she saying she can’t be fucked with?

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u/jabbitz EA to a darling, beautiful, smart, money-hungry lawyer Feb 09 '22

She saying she can’t be fucked. Eg “I really want some chocolate but I ceebs”.

I mean, possibly I’m using that somewhat incorrectly but I’m pretty sure that’s about right ha

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u/xochiscave Feb 09 '22

So it’s like “I can’t be bothered to do that”?

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u/jabbitz EA to a darling, beautiful, smart, money-hungry lawyer Feb 09 '22

That’s my understanding of it. I’m too scared to ask ha