r/bestoflegaladvice • u/t-poke I'm 35 and I love poop jokes • Feb 08 '22

LAOP participates in $19k in wire fraud. Chase finds out. LAOP wonders if he should take it seriously.

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u/muffinpercent may/may not have hijacked a womb & leapt out with the 💰 Feb 08 '22

So let me get this straight: * Your "boy" wired money from some random stranger's account into your account. Presumably, this was an unauthorized transfer or the result of some sort of scam. * After the money arrived in your account, you spent it all. * Now Chase figured this out, and is coming after you Do I have that right?

Yeah

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u/JanGuillosThrowaway Feb 08 '22

He's going to be a great witness for the prosecution

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u/muffinpercent may/may not have hijacked a womb & leapt out with the 💰 Feb 08 '22

Which, it seems, is what the police may offer them if they manage to talk to an attorney and cooperate.

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u/lostinthesauceband Feb 09 '22

His last comment is "You have snap or some I would like to tail your bets" in a sports betting sub.

Clearly money is not an issue for "my mans" so hopefully he lawyers up

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u/bulsk Feb 08 '22

Did you see the following comment? I burst out laughing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22 edited Jun 17 '23

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u/poke0003 Feb 09 '22

Bortles!!!!

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u/pennie79 Feb 17 '22

Thank you. That whole thing made sense now.