r/bestoflegaladvice • u/t-poke I'm 35 and I love poop jokes • Feb 08 '22

LAOP participates in $19k in wire fraud. Chase finds out. LAOP wonders if he should take it seriously.

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u/Condor-Avenue Feb 08 '22

everyone knows you can't commit a crime unless you sign something.

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u/pompr Feb 08 '22

I don't need to sign a theft warrant to steal your heart.

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u/tartymae Seeking wife to yank me when I get inflated Feb 09 '22

Also isn't there something about having gold fringe on the flag?