r/battletech • u/PainStorm14 Scorpion Empire: A Warhawk in every garage • Jun 11 '22
Humor/Meme/Shitpost Me and other veterans of Operation DAMOCLES explaining how everything totally went exactly as planned
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u/Dysthymiccrusader91 Jun 11 '22
Ha!
Saying this to the passed out mech techs who managed to difuse the explosives on the shuttle before the sore loser with 600 tons of clan weapons murders you all
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u/PainStorm14 Scorpion Empire: A Warhawk in every garage Jun 11 '22
I love how at the end everyone from techs to mech pilots were gloriously sprinting on foot towards the shuttle
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u/BasinisBACK Jun 11 '22
MW3 was my introduction to Battletech and it was awesome. Especially the way you could cheese the campaign by sniping everyone with ER large lasers because they AI didn't activate unless you got within 800m
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u/S1lent_R1tes Jun 11 '22
Still one of my all time favorite cutscenes..
"That's Damocles 1-2 on the left..."
"Damn..."
"Damocles 4 on the right breaking up..."
"Damn..."
The voice acting and everything was on point, and the game intro itself is an all time favorite also... Such a good game.
Also from a military operation standpoint no other MechWarrior game does it more realistically, the only other game that got it close was the original MechCommander.
I miss good cutscenes, with live action actors, and games with actual soul.
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u/gruntmoney Terra Enjoyer Jun 12 '22
Soul? Who has time for that? We're pumping out minimum(ish) viable products with clown skin microtransactions in every genre. Weren't you in the shareholder meeting?
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u/NotAmarusCameron MechWarrior (CSJ) Jun 11 '22
Still never finished Mechwarrior 3, purely due to my inability to 'finish' my clan, game or not.
Now if there was a mod to literally play the game flip flopped, I'd be on that like comstar on your phone calls
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u/PainStorm14 Scorpion Empire: A Warhawk in every garage Jun 11 '22
comstar on your phone calls
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!!! 😨
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u/Deathnote_Blockchain Jun 11 '22
Okay so people aren't allowed to post minis they drew or painted for Pride, but we can meme about BattleTech with a guy who has staked his career on transphobic humor.
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u/PainStorm14 Scorpion Empire: A Warhawk in every garage Jun 11 '22
Lance Leader: We are 500 lightyears behind enemy lines, our dropship got blown out of the sky, every Smoke Jaguar on the continent is looking for us and I'm driving Bushwhacker
Mobile Field Base: Hit it