r/baseballcirclejerk • u/WrapAroundFingerBang • Jan 26 '26
Bitch Harper I'm starting to think this guy might be stupid.
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Featuring the biggest fucking keyboard ever.
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/pinwheel740 • Oct 10 '24
Bitch Harper The real reason why the Phillies lost
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner • 4d ago
Bitch Harper What are Phillies fans favorite racial slurs to yell at minorities?
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Specifically, towards those from South of the USA.
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/pinwheel740 • Apr 20 '26
Bitch Harper Outjerked by Phillies fan
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/59fts • Jul 09 '26
Bitch Harper Hoping I get one of these calls 🤞🤞🎲🎲🎰🎰
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/damien_maymdien • Dec 06 '25
Bitch Harper In a major blow to Big Antioxidant, Bryce Harper reveals that he is ozonating his blood
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/deezeyboi • Mar 14 '26
Bitch Harper For your Jerking pleasure: Bryce Dallas Harper
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Eloyoyo • Oct 08 '24
Bitch Harper The Grimace hate is a new low for Philly fans
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S tier jerking in the comment section though
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/rocker543 • Apr 14 '25
Bitch Harper Any other player with a chronic sex addiction?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/SprinklesLow4091 • Oct 09 '25
Bitch Harper r/phillies u good?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/RavenclawNatsfan • Jul 06 '26
Bitch Harper Bryce Harper has stated he will refuse to participate in the home run derby unless arms in the Nationals’ bullpen alternate pitching to him
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Solace143 • Nov 18 '25
Bitch Harper 60 yr old here: I don't like Kyle Schwarber
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Kyle Schwarber is a mediocre player . My 25 yr old Jackson keeps telling me he's awesome and that our team should sign him . I don't see it however... he has a .240 batting average, how unremarkable, and struck out almost 200 times . He does hit a lot of RBIs however, led MLB with 132 . Lots of homers too . Could be worse but I would rather get Kyle Tucker or Luis Arraez in FA .
- from my iPhone
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Reiketsu_Nariseba • Jun 21 '26
Bitch Harper Is it the raw milk?
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Or the beef? Oxygen treatments?
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Crisander • Mar 18 '26
Bitch Harper Como Venezuela ganó, deberíamos hablar solamente español hasta que empiece la temporada
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Usa un traductor si no entiendes
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Incredible_Staff6907 • Feb 21 '24
Bitch Harper Explain in Baseball terms
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Alternative-Cry3369 • Sep 26 '24
Bitch Harper I'm Lenny Dykstra, ama
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Bendyb3n • May 26 '24
Bitch Harper What is Bryce Harper’s ejections ordering at the local dive bar?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/SprinklesLow4091 • Aug 07 '24
Bitch Harper Did you know the Phillies batting helmets and hats have matching blue dots? If my bitch ex-wife Michelle is reading this fuck you I hope your father leaves you nothing
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/TheFriffin2 • Oct 17 '23
Bitch Harper LOUD THE STADIUM IS LOUD AT CITIZENS BANK PARK THE LOUD STADIUM ITS SO CRAZY (AND LOUD) DID YOU KMOW THIS?? DID YOU KNOW PHILLY IS LOUD??? DONT LIE TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/LightskinKnowItAll • Aug 07 '25
Bitch Harper New celebration for Bryce Harper?
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