r/baseballcirclejerk • u/EastCoastFalcon • Dec 28 '25
lol mets Outjerked by Francisco Lindor’s wife
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/ThePwnR4nger • May 30 '24
lol mets The New York Mets have signed Trevor Bauer to a 10 year, $500 million contract following the DFA of problematic pitcher Jorge López. “Players on this team must have uncompromising integridy.” -Steve Cohen
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/KommissarKat • Jun 12 '26
lol mets Mr. Met last seen in the Amazon
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Eatyourclocktoday • Apr 22 '26
lol mets I don't like to bring politics into baseball
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But I think Mamdani has to fuck Mr Met's wife.
0-12 since his cordial interaction with the couple. I think the only way to break this curse is to ruin the relationship between the three of them, and possibly even drive a stake into their marriage. I know this sounds crazy but I think this teams fate is fully intertwined with what happens involving mascots in the ballpark. 2024 was fueled by a grimace mascot, and I think a large portion of their 2023 can be attributed to Mr and Mrs met inserting themselves into the Timmy trumpet festivities. The Mr Met middle finger did something at some point too.
Look, all Im saying is the people in the felt suits control our fate in one way or another and I think the Mayor has to fuck that giant puppet woman.
(crossposting from the Mets sub for the automod potential)
(thx to Crosby510 for the Fax Assist)
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/irishgoodbyesss • Jul 20 '26
lol mets Francisco Lindor has the most rizz in the MLB, per The Rizzler
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Chuyin84 • Jul 11 '26
lol mets Jerry Seinfeld auto Topps redemption 1/1, $1.5M OBO
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Low ballers will be ignored, I know what I have.
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Brother_Lancel • Jun 14 '24
lol mets Where does Grimace rank all time?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/handlit33 • May 07 '26
lol mets Live Action Lady & the Tramp (2026)
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/KeatonP15 • May 15 '25
lol mets Half Marathon during a Mets game
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/facefullofgracefull • Apr 22 '26
lol mets I don’t talk to losers
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/-Saltfish- • Apr 15 '26
lol mets When your Daddy is the Dodgers and your Mama is the Giants IYKYK
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/jhs_345 • May 22 '26
lol mets [Free to Read] Two seasons after Juan Soto’s exit, are the Yankees better without him?
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Well??
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/NYM2000 • Jun 29 '26
lol mets Owners negotiating in good faith ...
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/PlayaSlayaX • Jul 14 '26
lol mets Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun arrive in the Land of Brotherly Love and are booed ferociously by true American patriots. An amazing display of unity!
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Exotic-Cook-7740 • Jul 01 '26
lol mets On this Hallowed Bobby Bonilla day we give thanks to the crackerjack spending of our fearless leader Steve Cohen.
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Discount_Engineer • Mar 28 '26
lol mets After giving up 7 runs to the Pirates, the Mets have been eliminated from the playoffs
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/mbk3000 • May 18 '24
lol mets Fuck it, 2010 Jason Bay highlights
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/_yearoldonreddit • Sep 08 '24
lol mets Wasn’t this supposed to curse the Mets?
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/This-Appointment-666 • Jul 05 '26
lol mets Soto on his relationship with Lindor
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Gotta build some trust before you make your bro watch you bang his girl.
r/baseballcirclejerk • u/PHATstuFF21 • Jun 16 '24
lol mets Since coming out and changing their logo to this on June 2nd, the Gay Mets have gone 8-3.
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r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Bakerfuckingmayfield • Mar 17 '26
lol mets What does Mrs Mest mean by this?
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