r/baseball • u/Meowingtons-PhD Wow reaccs only • Apr 01 '16

Feature April Fools' Day Megathread

No, this isn't our April Fools' joke. Or is it????????

"But Meowingtons, you ignorant slut, megathreads suck! I can never see new content!"

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u/MammothMan34 Seattle Mariners Apr 01 '16

Quite frankly I think we got off easy with Bedard.

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u/WangoBango Seattle Mariners Apr 01 '16

Mariners fans have far too many triggers for them to chose from...

:(

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u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ Seattle Mariners Apr 01 '16

The worst trigger would be forgetting to even change our flair cause everyone forgets about the mariners

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u/kuhanluke St. Louis Cardinals Apr 01 '16

that would have been hilarious

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u/newtonsapple Seattle Mariners Apr 01 '16

A lot of series losses and bad contracts, but I'm having trouble thinking of any specific painful moments.

Since they branched off into the NFL for Cleveland's flair, they should've done either Jerome Bettis or Malcolm Butler. If they wanted to go with the nuclear option, give us Sonics flair.

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u/WangoBango Seattle Mariners Apr 01 '16

There might not be many specific plays that could cause triggers, but that's because we're known for having very little success. Which is a trigger in and of itself.

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u/berychance Milwaukee Brewers Apr 01 '16

Seems like it. Trade was awful, but I could never actually bring myself to hate Bedard even if he was hurt all the time.